She's not as hot as my wife.
(Watch, this will be the one post of mine that my wife doesn't read.)
Scenario #1- Wife does check it out, and wonders what possessed you to click on a thread with that title. And you're screwed.
Scenario #2- Wife checks it out, but by that time other posters have speculated and associated you with more women than Tiger freaking Woods. And you're screwed.
Scenario #3- Wife doesn't check it out, and you maintain the status quo.
Just trust me, and hope for #3. I speak from experience:twitcy: