So there I was...minding my own business...

[MNCyGuy]

Am I the only one that doesn't know the dimensions of the Ankeny weight room and how it compares to Southeast Polk's? This might be the best post I have ever seen when measuring comic value.

Who over the age of 18 uses that as a put down to another town? Is this some Iowa thing that I haven't picked up on in my 5 years here? High School football smack talk from adults just seems like something you'd hear in Texas, but not up here.

 

[Cyclonestate78]

Logon to CF and see a classic NLP post. didn't see that one coming today.

Hey now.... we never got to hear the conclusion to your epic thread. Another CF classic.

 

[Wesley]

I'm glad the punk kid learned a valuable lesson. Too bad it was by the hand of a grown man acting like a 12 year old child.

Teddy Roosevelt always said carry a big stick (or a hungry dog).

 

[tube1]

Who over the age of 18 uses that as a put down to another town? Is this some Iowa thing that I haven't picked up on in my 5 years here? High School football smack talk from adults just seems like something you'd hear in Texas, but not up here.

Any true 4A fan knows the dimensions of all weight rooms. You must be 2A at best.

 

[dmclone]

Axe is for wusses. Brut is where itz at homeboyz.

 

[ccruzen]

Anyone else worried there's a guy hanging out in multiple high school weight rooms?

 

[cycloneG]

Anyone else worried there's a guy hanging out in multiple high school weight rooms?

I'm sure he's using webcams by now. It's the year 2010!

 

[The_Architect]

Axe is for wusses. Brut is where itz at homeboyz.

Old Spice.

 

[Boxerdaddy]

YouTube - Boom Goes the Dynamite

Anyone else want to see a "Where are they now?" special with the Boom goes the dynamite guy?


And for the record...rottweilers are not pit bulls. As with any animal it's how you raise them that matters. Some breeds are more aggressive than others (obviously) but you wanna see a real dangerous animal....

Now if that dude had one of those on his lawn, no way anyone would go on it and live. They kill like 33 people a day.

 

[MNCyGuy]

Anyone else want to see a "Where are they now?" special with the Boom goes the dynamite guy?


And for the record...rottweilers are not pit bulls. As with any animal it's how you raise them that matters. Some breeds are more aggressive than others (obviously) but you wanna see a real dangerous animal....

Now if that dude had one of those on his lawn, no way anyone would go on it and live. They kill like 33 people a day.

I'm sure he'll get a web redemption on Tosh.0 one of these days.

 

[hard2clone]

The types of guys that brag about their 'rotts' are also the type of tough guys that can't hold their liquor at after a morning of tailgating.

 

[BryceC]

This. My neighbors at my apartment complex have a rather large pitbull that they never have on a leash when they take it outside. Talk about taking a gamble.... it's only a matter of time before it attacks someone. Pretty sure it is illegal to even own one inside of the city limits.

The only animal that is a ticking time bomb is one that the owners don't care for or don't discipline correctly. I know plenty of small dogs I'd never want to be around without them on a leash as well.

That said I'd never own a rottie or a pit bull.

 

[Blandboy]

I've got two words for this. 12 gauge.

 

[cycloneG]

This thread has really pushed my patriotism button.

I'm gonna rise up, I'm gonna kick a little ***, I'm gonna kick some *** in the U.S.A., gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I'm gonna kick some butt, I'm gonna drive a big truck, I'm gonna rule this world, I'm gonna kick some ***, I'm gonna rise up, I'm gonna kick a little ***. ROCK, FLAG, and EAGLE!!

 

[Cyclone06]

Based on past and recent success, I would have guessed Ankeny had a much bigger weightroom than SEP. Maybe SEP just hasn't learned how to use theres yet.

Will SEPs one weight room match Ankenys TWO future weightrooms? Time to step it up Altoona, Ankeny is a full highschool ahead of you.

 

[JD720]

I've got two words for this. 12 gauge.

I understand the sentiment, but you can't go around shooting 12 year old kids. I don't care how big a punk they are.

 

[Cyballz]

 

[nolookpass]

I've got two words for this. 12 gauge.

He's only 12 years old. I think a 12 gauge might be a little over the top and result in a little more clean up than one would want.

I'd think a .22 up close would do the job and not cause to much of a mess.

But that is your prerogative...personally I think he learned his lesson and will be fine.

 

[CycloneYoda]

He's only 12 years old. I think a 12 gauge might be a little over the top and result in a little more clean up than one would want.

I'd think a .22 up close would do the job and not cause to much of a mess.

But that is your prerogative...personally I think he learned his lesson and will be fine.

Look boyz, the fool is back from his manly workout at the SE Polk weight room. Where boyz becomez menz!!!!!

 

[jamestaylor]

this guy sounds tougher than a two dollar steak.

Finding a real American like this is harder than finding a pretty girl in Norwoodville or a full set of teeth in Grinnell.