He Axed a question and I answered it. I apologize if I don't look for hidden meanings in every post.
So there I was...minding my own business...
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He Axed a question and I answered it. I apologize if I don't look for hidden meanings in every post.
I love that the guy getting "mocked" is actually mocking those of you that keep biting.
Makes for an enjoyable thread though!
Makes for an enjoyable thread though!
I've been drunk well before noon. Quit drinking at 1:30am, went to sleep for 4 hours, had Irish Coffee for breakfast. Nap time in 20 minutes.
I get drunk about 12 times a year. This is one of them.
You'd better czech who you are dealing with here. NLP is owning you, pal. That's how he rolls.
Why is it sad? I love to sit on my deck or front porch and see a lawn that would make the greens keepers at Pebble Beach proud. My kids have things that are important to them...my 13 year old loves Barney so I don't play with his Barney dolls...my 8 year old has somehow become hooked on Justin Bieber and I don't mess with her posters...they treat my lawn with the same respect I treat their items.
And like I said, there is a park about 7 blocks away and to get there they only have to cross one semi-busy intersection and it has a "Bike Crossing" sign so cars are always looking out for them and keeping them safe.
What is it with guys coming on here and making up bs stories the last couple of days? Get a life nolookpass and 2forisu or whatever your name was yesterday with that bs wedding story.
I was thinking more of Ron White. Heck even Kris Kristofferson. Or Dirty Harry. Wait now I'm thinking James Earl Jones. Or Morgan Freeman. Would be great in a Harry Carey voice over too. Even Sigourney Weaver...she did good on those Planet Earth shows.
You own one of those Swedish meatballs? Buy American my friend and earn the respect of your neighborhood 12 year olds.:no:
Also to the OP... Go rent the Movie "The Sandlot". Hopefully you give the kid your dog ate his Babe Ruth Baseball back.
I don't pick a lawn care instrument in an attempt to earn the respect of my neighbors.
My neighbors respect me because I am a successful business man...because I have a loving wife and 2 great, well-behaved kids...because I generally care for others and often times go out of my way to show some empathy to a lesser person in an attempt to make them feel like they are on my level, if even for a brief moment...because I give considerable time and money to various local charities...and because I have a kick *** lawn, which other real men appreciate.
Mock me all you want, but someday when you aren't living in the dorms or some rented double wide you will understand the pride a man takes in the lawn that he owns and nurtures.
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