So there I was...minding my own business...

[nolookpass]

...when the neighbor kid walked by my dog and started taunting him. Now, I like my trash talkin' like the rest of America, but boyz I don't recommend taunting a rottweiler or his Old Spice wearing owner. We're both tougher then average breeds.

The kid is young, about 12, so he is in over his head when messing with the likes of me. For an apt comparison imagine Ankeny versus SEP when comparing weight rooms. It just ain't fair, boyz.

Well...back to the story...so my dog sees that this little twerp is now on my front yard and he knows good and well that NO ONE walks on my yard, not even my own kids. So ol' Cael he starts growling real loud...letting this kid know who the boss is...and then all of a sudden I see this kid pick up a rock to throw. Well, before I could stop it ol' Cael is on the offensive and grabs this kid by his shirt and drags him to the ground before he can do any harm.

When the kid finally stopped crying I sent him on his way home with a stern lesson about pulling on Superman's cape.

Cael is a great rottweiler, and a great American.

 

[bos]

Epic.

 

[chuckd4735]

Id have your dog put to sleep...

 

[Rods79]

This must be a dark comedy.

 

[ISUFan22]

So that happened.

 

[Bardman]

This may fly in a small town but I'd imagine you would have to put that dog down in a city, especially if the kid told his parents where you live.

 

[capitalcityguy]

...when the neighbor kid walked by my dog and started taunting him. Now, I like my trash talkin' like the rest of America, but boyz I don't recommend taunting a rottweiler or his Old Spice wearing owner. We're both tougher then average breeds.

The kid is young, about 12, so he is in over his head when messing with the likes of me. For an apt comparison imagine Ankeny versus SEP when comparing weight rooms. It just ain't fair, boyz.

Well...back to the story...so my dog sees that this little twerp is now on my front yard and he knows good and well that NO ONE walks on my yard, not even my own kids. So ol' Cael he starts growling real loud...letting this kid know who the boss is...and then all of a sudden I see this kid pick up a rock to throw. Well, before I could stop it ol' Cael is on the offensive and grabs this kid by his shirt and drags him to the ground before he can do any harm.

When the kid finally stopped crying I sent him on his way home with a stern lesson about pulling on Superman's cape.

Cael is a great rottweiler, and a great American.

huh? I'm having a hard time moving past "no one walks on my yard..." line.

 

[ChrisMWilliams]

...when the neighbor kid walked by my dog and started taunting him. Now, I like my trash talkin' like the rest of America, but boyz I don't recommend taunting a rottweiler or his Old Spice wearing owner. We're both tougher then average breeds.

The kid is young, about 12, so he is in over his head when messing with the likes of me. For an apt comparison imagine Ankeny versus SEP when comparing weight rooms. It just ain't fair, boyz.

Well...back to the story...so my dog sees that this little twerp is now on my front yard and he knows good and well that NO ONE walks on my yard, not even my own kids. So ol' Cael he starts growling real loud...letting this kid know who the boss is...and then all of a sudden I see this kid pick up a rock to throw. Well, before I could stop it ol' Cael is on the offensive and grabs this kid by his shirt and drags him to the ground before he can do any harm.

When the kid finally stopped crying I sent him on his way home with a stern lesson about pulling on Superman's cape.

Cael is a great rottweiler, and a great American.

I have no idea how to react to this post. My instinct tells me to laugh...but I'm not "down" with injuring little kids, no matter how bratty they are. My second thought is to look at your number of posts....2.....and you joined back in September of 09.

Strange stuff here today.

Good times....

 

[bringmagicback]

I am confused, what happened?

 

[ISUFan22]

I have no idea how to react to this post. My instinct tells me to laugh...but I'm not "down" with injuring little kids, no matter how bratty they are. My second thought is to look at your number of posts....2.....and you joined back in September of 09.

Strange stuff here today.

Good times....

Reading the first post last year...it's equally as strange. There's something funny in the CAT5e this week.

 

[HiltonMagic]

 

[heitclone]

Id have your dog put to sleep...

And then its owner.....

 

[CyOps]

No one walks on my yard, ......except my dog, ......who also dumps there.

 

[GoShow97]

...when the neighbor kid walked by my dog and started taunting him. Now, I like my trash talkin' like the rest of America, but boyz I don't recommend taunting a rottweiler or his Old Spice wearing owner. We're both tougher then average breeds.

The kid is young, about 12, so he is in over his head when messing with the likes of me. For an apt comparison imagine Ankeny versus SEP when comparing weight rooms. It just ain't fair, boyz.

Well...back to the story...so my dog sees that this little twerp is now on my front yard and he knows good and well that NO ONE walks on my yard, not even my own kids. So ol' Cael he starts growling real loud...letting this kid know who the boss is...and then all of a sudden I see this kid pick up a rock to throw. Well, before I could stop it ol' Cael is on the offensive and grabs this kid by his shirt and drags him to the ground before he can do any harm.

When the kid finally stopped crying I sent him on his way home with a stern lesson about pulling on Superman's cape.

Cael is a great rottweiler, and a great American.

Yes, crack is bad for you.

 

[CycloneYoda]

Two days in a row of somebody posting a story about how proud they are of being a donkey-hat.

 

[CycloneYoda]

No one walks on my yard, ......except my dog, ......who also dumps there.

Neighbors must love you and your dog.

 

[SuperCy]

I'm not sure which story is more BS, this one or trash talking Iowa football players at a wedding. Seriously, how many times have dog attacks been reported on the news and the only thing that was torn apart was a shirt? Animals don't attack clothing.

 

[cychhosis]

I don't even like the dog's name (anymore).

 

[Cydkar]

I'd hate to be the kid that tries to steal your meth.

 

[GeronimusClone]

If it was my kid, I'd chew his *** for taunting a dog then I'd come to your house and drag your *** down to the ground.