So there I was...minding my own business...

[CycloneYoda]

What's up with all these "strange" posts lately?

Starting to wonder if some nut made about 500 screen names and is just now using them to flood the board for the summer.

 

[Wesley]

huh? I'm having a hard time moving past "no one walks on my yard..." line.

The police might walk on the lawn.:wink:

 

[Al_4_State]

Starting to wonder if some nut made about 500 screen names and is just now using them to flood the board for the summer.

Occam's Razor.

But who cares? This thread is ******* hilarious.

 

[jdoggivjc]

If your wife likes the smell of Axe it is probably a safe bet she uses Pert and Suave shampoo for her own locks.

It's ok to be cheap from time to time, my fellow American, but don't go thru life thinking and shopping like the 16 year old burnouts that hang around North Grand Mall.

I think I just found your portrait...

You ARE a great American - I SALUTE YOU!!!

 

[bhutch65]

My guess: Nolookpass = Loog = He's long boyz
James Taylor = NLP= Guard your GS cookies

 

[CloneIce]

I am pretty sure this post is a level...

 

[capitalcityguy]

Whats wrong with Suave? If you pay out the nose for shampoo, you have been misled.

For the love of all that is sacred! If this comment turns the thread into an arguement over the price of shampoo, this thread needs to be locked, buried, and never allowed to see the light of day again.

 

[jahfg]

nolook=hawkeye board legend...this is the real deal, folks

 

[GeronimusClone]

You seem like the kinda guy that wears Axe...I'm none to worried.

Since you're concerned, I'll walk you through my cleansing products.
I use water, hard water, not that ***** soft Culligan-treated water. The more bacteria and rust in it the better. I use Old Spice body wash and I use my hand, none of those pansy sponges or luffas. I use Head and Shoulders, the old original kind that smells like **** and stings your scalp. For my hand soap, I use a brick of Lava that would tear a normal man’s skin right off his hands. I use 40-grit sandpaper to wipe my *** and brush my teeth with baking soda.

 

[bos]

For the love of all that is sacred! If this comment turns the thread into an arguement over the price of shampoo, this thread needs to be locked, buried, and never allowed to see the light of day again.

Boom!

 

[JUKEBOX]

Starting to wonder if some nut made about 500 screen names and is just now using them to flood the board for the summer.

That's what I was thinking...
Maybe THH or Lakesbison?

 

[The_Architect]

My guess: Nolookpass = Loog = He's long boyz
James Taylor = NLP= Guard your GS cookies

nolook rules, loog is a dork

 

[jdoggivjc]

Boom!

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W45DRy7M1no]YouTube - Boom Goes the Dynamite[/ame]

 

[bos]

 

[cycloneG]

For the love of all that is sacred! If this comment turns the thread into an arguement over the price of shampoo, this thread needs to be locked, buried, and never allowed to see the light of day again.

I think it may decent all the way to laundry detergent. Prepare yourself.

 

[RandomFan]

Since you're concerned, I'll walk you through my cleansing products.
I use water, hard water, not that ***** soft Culligan-treated water. The more bacteria and rust in it the better. I use Old Spice body wash and I use my hand, none of those pansy sponges or luffas. I use Head and Shoulders, the old original kind that smells like **** and stings your scalp. For my hand soap, I use a brick of Lava that would tear a normal man’s skin right off his hands. I use 40-grit sandpaper to wipe my *** and brush my teeth with baking soda.

Don't forget to tell him you floss with barbed wire and trim your fingernails with a chainsaw.

 

[cyatheart]

...when the neighbor kid walked by my dog and started taunting him. Now, I like my trash talkin' like the rest of America, but boyz I don't recommend taunting a rottweiler or his Old Spice wearing owner. We're both tougher then average breeds.

The kid is young, about 12, so he is in over his head when messing with the likes of me. For an apt comparison imagine Ankeny versus SEP when comparing weight rooms. It just ain't fair, boyz.

Well...back to the story...so my dog sees that this little twerp is now on my front yard and he knows good and well that NO ONE walks on my yard, not even my own kids. So ol' Cael he starts growling real loud...letting this kid know who the boss is...and then all of a sudden I see this kid pick up a rock to throw. Well, before I could stop it ol' Cael is on the offensive and grabs this kid by his shirt and drags him to the ground before he can do any harm.

When the kid finally stopped crying I sent him on his way home with a stern lesson about pulling on Superman's cape.

Cael is a great rottweiler, and a great American.

Am I the only one that doesn't know the dimensions of the Ankeny weight room and how it compares to Southeast Polk's? This might be the best post I have ever seen when measuring comic value.

 

[tube1]

Cael is a great rottweiler, and a great American.

Ticking. Time. Bomb.

 

[Darko]

Logon to CF and see a classic NLP post. didn't see that one coming today.

 

[Cyclonestate78]

Ticking. Time. Bomb.

This. My neighbors at my apartment complex have a rather large pitbull that they never have on a leash when they take it outside. Talk about taking a gamble.... it's only a matter of time before it attacks someone. Pretty sure it is illegal to even own one inside of the city limits.