Shower Beers?

Shower beers?

  • Shower Beers are the cats meow

    Votes: 164 64.6%
  • Shower Beers are stupid

    Votes: 59 23.2%
  • I'm going home to have one tonight

    Votes: 58 22.8%

  • Total voters
    254

cyhiphopp

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You should take it to the next level.

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ISU42

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Life lesson for all the young posters/readers of CF: There is a HUGE difference between a gilded shower and a golden shower. The thing is...you want both. And drink a light beer while enjoying them.

I don't want anyone peeing on me. Thanks
 

Bu4ISU

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The combination of a nice cold brew going down the inside meanwhile you're got hot water flowing down you on the outside.... Game changer
 
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To take the beer and a shower to the next level you need to be in a outdoor shower. Growing up we would head out to Cape Cod to visit my dad's family. They had a outdoor shower to get the salt water and sand off you before going inside. My dad would always grab a beer from the fridge in the garage and head to the outdoor shower after a day at the beach. When I was 16 I was coming back from the beach and headed to the shower. Next thing I know dad says, "heads up" and tosses a cold beer over the wall of the shower… best day ever. My goal before I die is to have a outdoor shower… nothing better. #dreambig
 

JP4CY

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I was going to have a shower beer, but then I remembered that I'm still employed.
That's when you enjoy them even more. When I wake up on the weekends I dont shower right away if I'm gonna mow, fire up the smoker, ride bike, work in garden. So I'll shower later in the afternoon before dinner.
 

CtownCyclone

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That's when you enjoy them even more. When I wake up on the weekends I dont shower right away if I'm gonna mow, fire up the smoker, ride bike, work in garden. So I'll shower later in the afternoon before dinner.

Exactly this. Gameday morning - get in my long run, mow the lawn, get the grill going...then it is time for a shower beer. Added bonus for being in a place where the wife can't get after me because I "missed a spot" in the lawn or some such nonsense.
 

Bret44

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Spent the day seeding down a prairie, got home mowed the yard for almost 3 hours, went to hop in the shower, and remembered this thread. Thank you CF for the best shower in years.
 

cyguytillidie

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Clonedude nailed it. Hot water on outside. Cold beer on the inside.
Perfect before going out on weekends. Can clean up and drink at same time. Multitasking. :yes:
 

GTO

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I missed the memo.... I've been going to work still all this time.... Time to update the resume and cover letter then!
Time to tell your wife the truth, that you were fired 3 weeks ago and have been going to the park every day while pretending to be at work. You can only borrow against your 401K for so long.
 

cowboycurtis

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shower beers are so effin good that I usually take 2 or 3 with me and it doesn't take long to chug them down because they are so effin good. That's how I feel about shower beers
 

Macloney

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I didn't think this was a thing. I just thought that if you drank beer, you drank beer in the shower.
 

GTO

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Might as well start a thread about toilet beers, as I was not even aware people actually drank in the shower. No way of telling where else people are getting their drink on.