I was just sent this:
Ole and Sven die in a snowmobiling accident, drunker than skunks, And go
to Hell. When they arrive, the Devil observes that they are really enjoying
themselves. He says to them 'Doesn't the heat and smoke bother you?
Ole replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve're from nordern Meeshigan, da land of
snow an ice, an ve're yust happy fer da chance ta varm up a little bit ya know.'
The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the
heat even more. When he returns to the room of the two guys from Meeshigan,
the devil finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling Walleye and drinking Bud an Carsberg
The devil is astonished and exclaims, 'Everyone down here is inabject misery,
and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves?'
Sven replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve don't git too much varm veather up dere at in
Meeshigan, so ve've yust got ta haff a fish fry vhen da veather's dis nice.'
The devil is absolutely furious. He can hardly see straight. Finally he comes up
with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their
lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in Hell.
The next morning, the temperature is 60 below zero, icicles are hanging
everywhere, and people are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail, moan
or gnash their teeth.
The devil smiles and heads for theroom with Ole and Sven. He gets there and
finds them back in their parkas, bomber hats, and mittens. They are jumping up
and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men
The devil is dumbfounded, 'I don't understand, when I turn up the heat you're
happy. Now its freezing cold and you're still happy. What is wrong with you two?'
They both look at the devil in surprise and say, 'Vell, don't ya know,
if hell iss froze over, dat must mean da Lions yust von da Super Bowl.'