You got me curious, I think about half of them are pretty cool or classic. The other half are just generic and lame. Commanders would probably be in the generic and lame category if it was 50 years old.
giving 2 seconds of thought to each name...
- Arizona Cardinals - boring, no clue if it makes sense, probably out of place
- Atlanta Falcons - kind of cool
- Baltimore Ravens - kind of cool
- Buffalo Bills - pretty awesome actually
- Carolina Panthers - boring, makes no sense
- Chicago Bears - boring
- Cincinnati Bengals - sounds cool, is there a meaning?
- Cleveland Browns - would be REALLY laughed at today
- Dallas Cowboys - boring but logical
- Denver Broncos - pretty cool
- Detroit Lions - boring
- Green Bay Packers - I think it'd actually be cool if a team was named after local workers today
- Houston Texans - super lame, should have gone back to Oilers like Steelers/packers
- Indianapolis Colts - out of place name that once made sense like LA Lakers
- Jacksonville Jaguars - super lame, makes no sense
- Kansas City Chiefs - pretty cool, controversial now but wouldn't have to be
- Las Vegas Raiders - somehow fits in all 3 cities, pretty cool
- Los Angeles Chargers - kind of original but a little meaningless
- Los Angeles Rams - Better than people would think, there are bighorns 15 miles from LA
- Miami Dolphins - perfect
- Minnesota Vikings - perfect
- New England Patriots - pretty cool
- New Orleans Saints - pretty cool
- New York Giants - generic but classic
- New York Jets - pretty cool, little generic
- Philadelphia Eagles - so so
- Pittsburgh Steelers - see packers, even better though
- San Francisco 49ers -perfect
- Seattle Seahawks - pretty cool
- Tampa Bay Buccaneers - perfect
- Tennessee Titans - generic
- Washington Football Team --------
Pats, Vikings, Dolphins have connections to the area. Jets, Giants, Lions? Not so much.
So does Commanders though.Pats, Vikings, Dolphins have connections to the area. Jets, Giants, Lions? Not so much.
Vikings, by the way, are because of the belief that the Vikings made it all the way to Minnesota based on the Kensington Rune Stone. It is generally held to be a hoax, but many still hold on to the belief.
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Actually the new owner liked the "Charge!" bugle call and chant that they were using at Dodgers and Trojans games so he named his team Chargers.
The Vegas Golden Knights are adopted from the Army Golden knights. The owner asked permission to copy Army. Kinda similar to a dumbass team in college that ripped off the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Yes, their team color could be clear.Washington should invent a new color they own that no other team can wear.
Why not the Washington Bullets?
You got me curious, I think about half of them are pretty cool or classic. The other half are just generic and lame. Commanders would probably be in the generic and lame category if it was 50 years old.
giving 2 seconds of thought to each name...
- Arizona Cardinals - boring, no clue if it makes sense, probably out of place
- Atlanta Falcons - kind of cool
- Baltimore Ravens - kind of cool
- Buffalo Bills - pretty awesome actually
- Carolina Panthers - boring, makes no sense
- Chicago Bears - boring
- Cincinnati Bengals - sounds cool, is there a meaning?
- Cleveland Browns - would be REALLY laughed at today
- Dallas Cowboys - boring but logical
- Denver Broncos - pretty cool
- Detroit Lions - boring
- Green Bay Packers - I think it'd actually be cool if a team was named after local workers today
- Houston Texans - super lame, should have gone back to Oilers like Steelers/packers
- Indianapolis Colts - out of place name that once made sense like LA Lakers
- Jacksonville Jaguars - super lame, makes no sense
- Kansas City Chiefs - pretty cool, controversial now but wouldn't have to be
- Las Vegas Raiders - somehow fits in all 3 cities, pretty cool
- Los Angeles Chargers - kind of original but a little meaningless
- Los Angeles Rams - Better than people would think, there are bighorns 15 miles from LA
- Miami Dolphins - perfect
- Minnesota Vikings - perfect
- New England Patriots - pretty cool
- New Orleans Saints - pretty cool
- New York Giants - generic but classic
- New York Jets - pretty cool, little generic
- Philadelphia Eagles - so so
- Pittsburgh Steelers - see packers, even better though
- San Francisco 49ers -perfect
- Seattle Seahawks - pretty cool
- Tampa Bay Buccaneers - perfect
- Tennessee Titans - generic
- Washington Football Team --------
You got me curious, I think about half of them are pretty cool or classic. The other half are just generic and lame. Commanders would probably be in the generic and lame category if it was 50 years old.
giving 2 seconds of thought to each name...
- Arizona Cardinals - boring, no clue if it makes sense, probably out of place
- Atlanta Falcons - kind of cool
- Baltimore Ravens - kind of cool
- Buffalo Bills - pretty awesome actually
- Carolina Panthers - boring, makes no sense
- Chicago Bears - boring
- Cincinnati Bengals - sounds cool, is there a meaning?
- Cleveland Browns - would be REALLY laughed at today
- Dallas Cowboys - boring but logical
- Denver Broncos - pretty cool
- Detroit Lions - boring
- Green Bay Packers - I think it'd actually be cool if a team was named after local workers today
- Houston Texans - super lame, should have gone back to Oilers like Steelers/packers
- Indianapolis Colts - out of place name that once made sense like LA Lakers
- Jacksonville Jaguars - super lame, makes no sense
- Kansas City Chiefs - pretty cool, controversial now but wouldn't have to be
- Las Vegas Raiders - somehow fits in all 3 cities, pretty cool
- Los Angeles Chargers - kind of original but a little meaningless
- Los Angeles Rams - Better than people would think, there are bighorns 15 miles from LA
- Miami Dolphins - perfect
- Minnesota Vikings - perfect
- New England Patriots - pretty cool
- New Orleans Saints - pretty cool
- New York Giants - generic but classic
- New York Jets - pretty cool, little generic
- Philadelphia Eagles - so so
- Pittsburgh Steelers - see packers, even better though
- San Francisco 49ers -perfect
- Seattle Seahawks - pretty cool
- Tampa Bay Buccaneers - perfect
- Tennessee Titans - generic
- Washington Football Team --------
I kinda want them to keep “Football Team”
Could have went religious route and did Quakers.D.C. pro sports teams tend to have lame (or at least uncreative) nicknames in part because the fall-backs are:
(1) Governmental
(2) Military
Good list but there are a couple I would rate a bit differently.
Could have went religious route and did Quakers.