What's your LEAST favorite Christmas song?

pourcyne

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"Do They Know It's Christmas?", that heartwarming number that reminds us that not only are third-world nations deprived of the essentials of life, such as food and shelter, they are also too stupid to know what day it is.
 

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"Do They Know It's Christmas?", that heartwarming number that reminds us that not only are third-world nations deprived of the essentials of life, such as food and shelter, they are also too stupid to know what day it is.

This is a very strange song
 

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"Do They Know It's Christmas?", that heartwarming number that reminds us that not only are third-world nations deprived of the essentials of life, such as food and shelter, they are also too stupid to know what day it is.

Especially when probably the majority of the world actually doesn't give two ***** if it's Christmas because it's not their religious holiday.
 

dirtyninety

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Sweet Caroline and Imagine suck......I always picture bald-head, pony-tail, birkenstock guy singing imagine.....and since having Neil Diamond sing Sweet Caroline at Fenway last year, I picture bald=head, pony-tail, birkenstock guy singing Sweet Caroline.
No, this has nothing to do with Christmas Songs. I am drinking whiskey and watching the American Country Countdown Awards.....so authentic in its cheezy, Wt, over-marketed way.
Ok, to answer your original question, I hate that Christmas song by John Lennon that is kind of like Imagine because I picture bald head pony tail birkenstock guy singing it.
 

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Sweet Caroline and Imagine suck......I always picture bald-head, pony-tail, birkenstock guy singing imagine.....and since having Neil Diamond sing Sweet Caroline at Fenway last year, I picture bald=head, pony-tail, birkenstock guy singing Sweet Caroline.
No, this has nothing to do with Christmas Songs. I am drinking whiskey and watching the American Country Countdown Awards.....so authentic in its cheezy, Wt, over-marketed way.
Ok, to answer your original question, I hate that Christmas song by John Lennon that is kind of like Imagine because I picture bald head pony tail birkenstock guy singing it.

This explains everything.
 

MeanDean

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Where's Little Drummer Boy? I think that is one of the most annoying songs ever. "Pah Rump Puh Puh Pum? WTF?

This version I can handle...

[video=youtube;YdoqBIbT29I]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdoqBIbT29I[/video]
 

FarminCy

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"Christmas Shoes", with "Text Me a Merry Christmas" coming up fast. "Hippopotamus for Christmas" is just plain bad.

I just saw this thread and was going to type these. I actually get mad when these songs come on. My wife trolls me by playing Christmas Shoes on her phone when she is by me.
 

Clonefan32

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"Baby it's Cold Outside" is just creepy. I mean, Ol' Deano sounded like he was one step away from giving up on talking her into staying and slipping her a roofie.
 

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Elvis's Blue Christmas. Hate it. Whenever it is on the radio I howl to the tune like an old hound dog just to mock it.
 

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"Baby it's Cold Outside" is just creepy. I mean, Ol' Deano sounded like he was one step away from giving up on talking her into staying and slipping her a roofie.
The last South Park episode had Bill Cosby signing a version of that song.
[video=youtube;sZ5dn6nDuv4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZ5dn6nDuv4[/video]
 
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CapnCy

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"Christmas Shoes", with "Text Me a Merry Christmas" coming up fast. "Hippopotamus for Christmas" is just plain bad.

But if you watch this "christmas shoes" explanation, you'll better enjoy it when you hear it. :spinny:

[video=youtube;iq10bz3PxyY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq10bz3PxyY[/video]