What have you smuggled into Jack Trice?

[2forISU]

Dan McCarneys last game coaching against Missouri I snuck in a 12 pack of Natural Light Beer inside my winter coat. Later during the game I got the hershey squirts and **** my pants. I remember going in the bathroom and tossing my underwear out. That was a great game. I remember going out on the field afterwards free style.

That is the best post ever on CF. You are my hero!:notworthy:

 

[Carl1977]

The first game in what was then an unnamed stadium I was with a group that brought in an 8 gallon (pony) keg of Bud. Air Force was the opponent and their kicker made the longest field goal in Jack Trice Stadium history. In fact it was an NCAA record for about a minute. I seem to recall we had a ticket for the keg.

 

[Melvin]

2 Pony Kegs and 1 - 110 lb Blond.

 

[San Francisco Cy]

I somehow managed to sneak an entire case (24-pack) of beer into a game in 1995. Now that I think about it, I did have an accomplice. We both had starter jackets, which could store oodles of beer.

During the game, per mar noticed about 10 empty cans in front of my seat, after noticing the one in my hand. He proceeded to kick over can after can, testing to see if there was any left in them, and took the one from my hand. Then, asked if I had anymore. I shook my head no, and had my next one cracked before he got out of our aisle. Oh...memories.

Oh, and I snuck in an Egyptian hooker once who was laced with heroin...

 

[CRcyclone6]

4 32oz cans of miller high life to Missouri game last yr. had so many clothes on, no one even asked.

 

[isuno1fan]

Dan McCarneys last game coaching against Missouri I snuck in a 12 pack of Natural Light Beer inside my winter coat. Later during the game I got the hershey squirts and **** my pants. I remember going in the bathroom and tossing my underwear out. That was a great game. I remember going out on the field afterwards free style.

I'm rendered speechless

 

[Flag Guy]

He proceeded to kick over can after can, testing to see if there was any left in them, and took the one from my hand. Then, asked if I had anymore. I shook my head no, and had my next one cracked before he got out of our aisle. Oh...memories.

I was once asked if I had brought my flag pole with me into Hilton...

I merely shrugged my shoulders (having anticipated this, I had hid it with some people who were sitting somewhere else)

He then promised to kick me out if I ran

I ran, and he came and found me in what is now Section 20 of the Balcony...



Oh memories :yes:

 

[Flag Guy]

Oh and while I've hardly ever utilized it for this purpose...

Lets just say the idea for a particular piece of my game day attire was conceived with smuggling in mind... :wink:

 

[rahtotheames]

When I was beteween like 6-12 I would smuggle an average of 4 beers in for my father via tube socks.

 

[LeSchmick]

I bet the creator of this thread is the head of security at Iowa State and is seeing if his per mar cronies are doing a good job. From what I've read, they are not.

 

[SouthernClone06]

I once snuck in a bottle of water...I know.....I'm hardcore. :wideeyed:

 

[Flag Guy]

I bet the creator of this thread is the head of security at Iowa State and is seeing if his per mar cronies are doing a good job. From what I've read, they are not.

Notice how I haven't said how I smuggled things in... :wink:

 

[keepngoal]

it does matter what gate you go into too....

-keep

 

[PolkCityClone]

a condom and a woman to use it with.

 

[keepngoal]

a condom and a woman to use it with.

I am assuming condom=glove and woman=hand.

-keep

 

[Flag Guy]

Yeeeeeah... once saw a drunk girl try to give a guy she didn't know a uh, lets see what did Family Guy call it.. A "Trouser Friendly Kiss" in the 2nd row of the Student Section... with a Cop right in front of her...

 

[cycloner29]

Priceless!!!

 

[acqflisu]

Late 80's took in pony keg for spring game. Just a natural next step from tail gate. Normal game days had the usual bodas of everclear punch....never an issue. Well maybe one time a guy geiser yacked :biglaugh:and cleared out a whole section of the stadium. He spent the night in the slam and we cruised in his Dad's corvette all night. Student life had some satisfying moments at times. It wasn't entertaining on the field, but the games were a blast.

 

[wyocy]

I know this reflects poorly on me and my buds as fans...lol, but we were really going downhill fast as a team when this happened, plus there were various mind altering substances involved, but its the truth. The first year the stadium was open, the fall of 75, we somehow talked a freshman into smuggling an entire grocery bag of nasty tomatoes into the stadium under his coat to wing at the team if it went badly again. There was no security to speak of in those days. It so happened that I, (and have regretted it ever since) planted one right between the helmet and shoulder pads of the QB, think his name was Tryon, as he came off the field after throwing his 5th pick of the day, from way up in the nosebleed seats. That's how I remember it anyway. Maybe the best throw in my life, in a disgusting way...lol

 

[KCy]

For the record, I am not proud of the following actions but they do make for good memories and stories. For a fundraiser, my brother and I actually worked the gate at a game. We got to keep the per mar jackets and we have since used them to get into games. The "best" was when we brought in his walkee talkies and anytime we encountered someone who worked there, we pretended to be in a big hury and talked on them like something was going down. We got out to the field during the halftime punter warmup and we got a couple footballs out of the deal. One is sitting in my basement right now with Seneca's autograph on it. I saw him ad Jeremy Lloyd at a Tradewinds.

It isn't what you can smuggle in, but rather what you can smuggle out.