So there I was...minding my own business...
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It ain't about being tough...it's about having respect for others and their property.
I spend at least 2 hours a day on my lawn and I don't want that time to be wasted so my kids are not allowed on it. If they want to play outside there is nice park with swings, ball field, basketball goal, and much more just 7 blocks away.
So if my kids aren't allowed on it I sure as heck am not going to allow other neighborhood ruffians to track their little Nike's (no Traxx in this area, we are the upper crust after all) thru my Sod of God.
I would love to see the look on your face when some morning you woke up to find that some kid burned "U suck" in your 2-hour-per day lawn. No that would be a good story to tell.
Do you mow with a pair or scissors?
Edit: I guess I could do it myself. Just follow the dude who leaves the SE Polk weight room reeking of sweat and Old Spice.
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You sir are crazy, hope you have great insurance when your dog hurts another kid.
Guess what, good dogs don't bite, and dogs that bite do so because their owners are irresponsible idiots. Look in the mirror and guess what category you fit into....:no:
Yeah, well, I'm gonna take you from Royce White to Royce Clayton...
It is baseball season...
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Scissors? Not only would that take to long it would make me crawl across the grass on my hands and knees forcing the grass to lay over which is not what I want.
But since you asked, I have a Husqvarna PZ6029PFX. I recommend it to any of you who are ever in a position to spend money to buy a quality item instead of searching Jordan Creek Mall for the latest deal on Affliction tee shirts.
But since you asked, I have a Husqvarna PZ6029PFX. I recommend it to any of you who are ever in a position to spend money to buy a quality item instead of searching Jordan Creek Mall for the latest deal on Affliction tee shirts.
So there I was... minding my own business...
I just got done lifiting weights at the Ankeny Weight room... (they have a special weight training program going for us 12 year olds this month).
Well... back to the story... So I put on some Axe deodorant and began to walk back home. While walking along the sidewalk I was looking for neat rocks... picked up a really cool one in front of some guy's yard. I saw the guy looking at me... and I held up my rock to show the guy what I found and his dog attacked me.
Now this dog and his owner were both tougher than the average breed... the dog throws me to the ground and tears my shirt up... and the owner who was on a horse and kept telling me to look at him, then at his dog, now back at him... said something about pulling on superman's cape.
Strange day...
I just got done lifiting weights at the Ankeny Weight room... (they have a special weight training program going for us 12 year olds this month).
Well... back to the story... So I put on some Axe deodorant and began to walk back home. While walking along the sidewalk I was looking for neat rocks... picked up a really cool one in front of some guy's yard. I saw the guy looking at me... and I held up my rock to show the guy what I found and his dog attacked me.
Now this dog and his owner were both tougher than the average breed... the dog throws me to the ground and tears my shirt up... and the owner who was on a horse and kept telling me to look at him, then at his dog, now back at him... said something about pulling on superman's cape.
Strange day...
This post is enough for me to recognize that this guy is not legitimate. Don't waste your time. I will not be visiting this thread again.
So there I was... minding my own business...
I just got done lifiting weights at the Ankeny Weight room... (they have a special weight training program going for us 12 year olds this month).
Well... back to the story... So I put on some Axe deodorant and began to walk back home. While walking along the sidewalk I was looking for neat rocks... picked up a really cool one in front of some guy's yard. I saw the guy looking at me... and I held up my rock to show the guy what I found and his dog attacked me.
Now this dog and his owner were both tougher than the average breed... the dog throws me to the ground and tears my shirt up... and the owner who was on a horse and kept telling me to look at him, then at his dog, now back at him... said something about pulling on superman's cape.
Strange day...
Sorry Yoda, but you are getting pwnd here. NLP is a legend and has you by the strings :wink:
Just keep posting man, you are making my day. I know you aren't serious, but this is great. Keep em coming. Although you have set the rediculousness bar quite high I am confident you can keep overacheiving.
Neither of these statements can possibly be true, or else you are one crazy SOB:
1. "I spend at least 2 hours a day on my lawn." - that would be just sad.
2. "My kids are not allowed on it."
No way these are true, but if they are they are hilarious! Post has gotta be a level.
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