Slim Jim Shortage

[dmclone]

MMMM 2nd ingredient is Mechanically Separated Chicken


Mechanically separated meat (MSM), also known as mechanically recovered/reclaimed meat (MRM), is a paste-like meat product produced by forcing beef, pork, turkey or chicken bones, with attached edible meat, under high pressure through a sieve or similar device to separate the bone from the edible meat tissue.


I also notice that it has carnuba wax, which will look great on the paint of your car.

 

[cmoneyr]

MMMM 2nd ingredient is Mechanically Separated Chicken


Mechanically separated meat (MSM), also known as mechanically recovered/reclaimed meat (MRM), is a paste-like meat product produced by forcing beef, pork, turkey or chicken bones, with attached edible meat, under high pressure through a sieve or similar device to separate the bone from the edible meat tissue.


I also notice that it has carnuba wax, which will look great on the paint of your car.

So it's a multi-tasking product, I call that efficiency.

 

[cycloneG]

MMMM 2nd ingredient is Mechanically Separated Chicken


Mechanically separated meat (MSM), also known as mechanically recovered/reclaimed meat (MRM), is a paste-like meat product produced by forcing beef, pork, turkey or chicken bones, with attached edible meat, under high pressure through a sieve or similar device to separate the bone from the edible meat tissue.


I also notice that it has carnuba wax, which will look great on the paint of your car.

That's to help when the slim jim is finally exiting your body.

 

[JokersWild]

MMMM 2nd ingredient is Mechanically Separated Chicken


Mechanically separated meat (MSM), also known as mechanically recovered/reclaimed meat (MRM), is a paste-like meat product produced by forcing beef, pork, turkey or chicken bones, with attached edible meat, under high pressure through a sieve or similar device to separate the bone from the edible meat tissue.


I also notice that it has carnuba wax, which will look great on the paint of your car.

No one can blame ConAgra for being wasteful.

 

[Cyclonepride]

That's to help when the slim jim is finally exiting your body.

"Finally" meaning 3 minutes later?

 

[JokersWild]

MMMM 2nd ingredient is Mechanically Separated Chicken


Mechanically separated meat (MSM), also known as mechanically recovered/reclaimed meat (MRM)

I guess I'm actually surprised there's any meat in them at all.

 

[CycloneErik]

wow...I never woulda thought a man of the cloth was into the greasy meat tube scene......

I may have taken it a little bit differently than the Friday version. :wideeyed:

 

[dosry5]

I may have taken it a little bit differently than the Friday version. :wideeyed:

fair enough:yes:

 

[bos]

The cheese in the Slim Jim/Cheese combo pack is disturbing. It seems like its one step under Velveeta for questionable cheese product.

I like squeaky cheese, but this one slithers.

 

[JokersWild]

Not sure I'm man enough to try that cheese.

 

[dustinal]

Ohhhhh noooooo!!!

 

[CycloneErik]

Ohhhhh noooooo!!!

Here ya go. Olllllllldd Macho Man footage:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfosfT8Ojbg]YouTube - Macho Man Randy Savage freaking out![/ame]

 

[Cymaster]

I may have taken it a little bit differently than the Friday version. :wideeyed:

Since somebody has already cast out the first, "That's what she said"......

 

[superdorf]

http://www.cyclonefanatic.com/forum/off-topic/59069-slim-jim-plant-explosion.html

 

[cmoneyr]

http://www.cyclonefanatic.com/forum/off-topic/59069-slim-jim-plant-explosion.html

God bless those brave, meat tube producing men.

 

[bos]

http://www.cyclonefanatic.com/forum/off-topic/59069-slim-jim-plant-explosion.html

Yeah, doesnt talk about the shortage now does it Mr. thread wanna-combiner guy.

 

[superdorf]

I wasn't expecting a merge... just wanted to point out the previous discussion.
Posted via Mobile Device

 

[tim_redd]

Yeah, doesnt talk about the shortage now does it Mr. thread wanna-combiner guy.

Sounds like a bud light commercial.

 

[Longhorns3131]

Well there goes my life. Slim Jims were probably the greatest thing that has ever happened to me.

 

[Cyclonick182]

All of this epic goodness and its only a Thursday? Is Thursday the new Friday? Its a sad day when I miss a good thread about greasy meat tubes.