Sad story: broken windshield and two extra ISU vs OSU tix

[cycloneML]

This morning I noticed a problem. My windshield on my car was broken. When I first saw it I was concerned that someone broke in to steal my two tix for Saturday's game. Instead, the culprit left mine alone and added two of their own. What should I do?

 

[Daserop]

burn them.

 

[3TrueFans]

burn them.

Should probably just burn the car to be honest.

 

[Clonefan94]

HAHA, I remember as a kid, my neighbor, an Iowa fan, telling me this joke back in the mid 80s. Exact same joke, with OSU as the other team and everything.

 

[Mtowncyclone13]

i love your signature. we really follow it to a t, eh?

 

[bellzisu]

Give them to me... I have people willing to go to games. Goes for the rest of the people that just want to get rid, or burn their tickets.

 

[Clark]

Give them to me... I have people willing to go to games. Goes for the rest of the people that just want to get rid, or burn their tickets.

you know this was a joke right? An old one at that.

 

[breck53]

you know this was a joke right? An old one at that.

But it never gets old.....

 

[Clonefan32]

Some lucky kid may just get the remainder of my season tickets when we run out of candy on Beggar's Night.

 

[Clark]

But it never gets old.....

it was funny, in the I've heard this joke 100 times but it still makes me smile kind of way.

 

[iacyguy]

I wasted too much time getting this seasons tickets burned. Really excited about the opportunity to buy next years tickets and burn them

 

[Rabbuk]

I loled.

 

[Wesley]

Yep, the season is half over and it seem like we have not even started to play ball.

 

[k123]

Reminds me of this...

[video=youtube;ejKCO28wfIE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejKCO28wfIE[/video]

 

[bellzisu]

you know this was a joke right? An old one at that.

Yes I do.... But I'm not the type to bash my team or college. And if someone is going to joke about it, please let me have their tickets.

I kinda take to heart... Loyal sons forever true....

So.. Ha ha... But seriously I'll take those tickets.

 

[CTTB78]

Jokes like this makes it seem like a long time ago that scalpers where asking $100 a ticket to watch UNI...........

 

[Aclone]

it was funny, in the I've heard this joke 100 times but it still makes me smile kind of way.

It's supposed to be funny when applied to rivals' teams--not your own.

 

[Jambalaya]

This morning I noticed a problem. My windshield on my car was broken. When I first saw it I was concerned that someone broke in to steal my two tix for Saturday's game. Instead, the culprit left mine alone and added two of their own. What should I do?

fricking hilarous

 

[tube1]

This morning I noticed a problem. My windshield on my car was broken. When I first saw it I was concerned that someone broke in to steal my two tix for Saturday's game. Instead, the culprit left mine alone and added two of their own. What should I do?

Call your insurance agent. If you have comprehensive coverage, you may be able to get that windshield replaced with no outta pocket deductible.

 

[ShopTalk]

what you should do is get your windshield fixed. Then go to the game.