Do you have a zombie plan?...

[Mr Janny]

I think I would go to the Tampa Police Department for advice on this. They recently had to deal with a horde of mindless, shambling, sub-human monsters over the New Year's holiday. Most reports indicated that the intruders were easily subdued in one on one situations, but overwhelming in large groups, particularly due to their odor. Police were powerless to stop the onslaught, and citizens were forced to wait out the siege in unnaffected areas such as libraries, museums, and math classrooms.

 

[Palmer]

I think I would go to the Tampa Police Department for advice on this. They recently had to deal with a horde of mindless, shambling, sub-human monsters over the New Year's holiday. Most reports indicated that the intruders were easily subdued in one on one situations, but overwhelming in large groups, particularly due to their odor. Police were powerless to stop the onslaught, and citizens were forced to wait out the siege in unnaffected areas such as libraries, museums, and math classrooms.

.......:biglaugh:

awesome

 

[vmbplayer]

I think I would go to the Tampa Police Department for advice on this. They recently had to deal with a horde of mindless, shambling, sub-human monsters over the New Year's holiday. Most reports indicated that the intruders were easily subdued in one on one situations, but overwhelming in large groups, particularly due to their odor. Police were powerless to stop the onslaught, and citizens were forced to wait out the siege in unnaffected areas such as libraries, museums, and math classrooms.

BRAINS!!! ?

 

[CycloneErik]

I think I would go to the Tampa Police Department for advice on this. They recently had to deal with a horde of mindless, shambling, sub-human monsters over the New Year's holiday. Most reports indicated that the intruders were easily subdued in one on one situations, but overwhelming in large groups, particularly due to their odor. Police were powerless to stop the onslaught, and citizens were forced to wait out the siege in unnaffected areas such as libraries, museums, and math classrooms.

Couldn't you just talk to the Iowa City Police Department?

My strategy would be to lure them to Kinnick, where they would find a crowd they identify with, and maybe guarantee a legitimate sellout.

 

[keepngoal]

Couldn't you just talk to the Iowa City Police Department?

My strategy would be to lure them to Kinnick, where they would find a crowd they identify with, and maybe guarantee a legitimate sellout.

And remember, it only takes 8 zombies for a sellout.

 

[CycloneErik]

And remember, it only takes 8 zombies for a sellout.

I could take the leftovers to Carver-Hawkeye, where they could enjoy the large scoreboard of ZombieVision. Two sellouts in Iowa City. Incredible! :yes::yes::yes::yes::yes:

 

[ISUAlum2002]

I've got my riot gun and striker ready. The Killer7 is on standby as well.

 

[CyDude16]

I'd find the nearest mall, preferably jordan creek.

 

[keepngoal]

I'd find the nearest mall, preferably jordan creek.

Too many windows. IMO, a Sams Club would work best.

-keep

 

[CycloneErik]

Too many windows. IMO, a Sams Club would work best.

-keep

I might take some to work. Then again, we'd promote them.:no:

 

[keepngoal]

I might take some to work. Then again, we'd promote them.:no:

think about it.. Steel doors, no windows, flat roof and semi docks.

plus, plenty of Bacardi!!!

-keep

 

[CycloneErik]

think about it.. Steel doors, no windows, flat roof and semi docks.

plus, plenty of Bacardi!!!

-keep

Split them between my plant and the Sam's Club. We don't do windows, either, but we have a flat roof and semi docks.

Everybody wins!:yes:

 

[CyDude16]

Too many windows. IMO, a Sams Club would work best.

-keep

Costco? That way we'd have bestbuy close and Jordan creek!:yes:

 

[Phaedrus]

it could have been so.. SO much more.

-keep

Yeah, but the noise, ball of fire, and muzzle climb have to be seen to be believed...

 

[Erik4Cy]

I play a lot of Left 4 Dead and the online versus mode where you get to play as the special infected has helped me get inside the minds and learn the pschye and plight of the modern zombie. I understand why the Smoker feels the need to pull you great distances often from rooftops, I know why the Boomer pukes on you causing the horde to be attracted to the pheramones, I see why the Hunter pounces; incapacitating you and ripping you to shreds, I sympathize with the witcher's tears and cries to be left alone. However the Tank is just a pissed off, roided-out freak with a tiny head. Not much to understand there. But suffice to say this game has heightened my awareness of zombies, zombie prevention, and how to properly survive zombie hordes.

Of course Mayor West warns of all of this so we should just encase all caskets in concrete to prevent it.

 

[Stumpy]

Too many windows. IMO, a Sams Club would work best.

Good plan! If they aren't members they'd be turned away at the door. I think even zombies can understand the sanctity of a good membership policy.

 

[alarson]

I have 37 zombie plans.

One definitely involves the UFO house up north of hickman.

 

[vmbplayer]

I have 37 zombie plans.

One definitely involves the UFO house up north of hickman.

Mine involves the twisted playground NW of ames.

 

[alarson]

At least you know someone near there has a shotgun.

 

[Cyclonepride]

My zombie plan:

Get as many headshots in as I can, while rebuilding the window barriers.

When I have enough points to move the couch AND buy a BAR, I move upstairs.

Load up on grenades and run from door to window and back.

Shoot the quick ones first.