Ann Coulters informed take on Soccer

[Gunnerclone]

Would not. I am not in to zoophilia. Giraffes frighten me.

 

[Colossus]

You guys realize that she is essentailly a professional troll right?

 

[Al_4_State]

If you don't think the same **** doesn't happen on the left, you're dumb.

There are plenty of left wing idiot nut jobs on Coulter's level. No argument there.

The difference is that none of them have anywhere close to her audience.

 

[Al_4_State]

You guys realize that she is essentailly a professional troll right?

You do realize that there are people who take her seriously, right?

 

[MrOtter]

"• Soccer is like the metric system, which liberals also adore because it's European. Naturally, the metric system emerged from the French Revolution, during the brief intervals when they weren't committing mass murder by guillotine."

As opposed to the English system we use today where our measure of length is based on some king's thumb centuries ago. Wanting this country to pull their heads out of their *** and conform to the rest of the world does not make one adore Europe.

That was maybe my favorite point because soccer doesn't use the metric system. Somehow fitting the "metric-system is un-american" argument into an anti-soccer bit when soccer is the only thing that actually makes the whole world know what a yard is... impressively asinine.

 

[TRZA]

Ann Coulters? Like there are now two Ann Coulters? What did we do to deserve two of them? Or maybe there is an apostrophe missing.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Would not. I am not in to zoophilia. Giraffes frighten me.

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And the fact that she has an Adam's apple. And a *****

Edit: really? The scientific word for the male anatomy is blocked? Really? I guess I literally was **** blocked there.

 

[awd4cy]

http://www.anncoulter.com/columns/2014-07-02.html

She's at it agian.

 

[CycloneErik]

http://www.anncoulter.com/columns/2014-07-02.html

She's at it agian.

I could only skim part of that. She's trolling too hard.

 

[ianoconnor]

I refuse to give her page views, so I've yet to read it.

 

[Doc]

http://www.anncoulter.com/columns/2014-07-02.html

She's at it agian.

Don't click this **** people.

 

[Skidoosh]

"NFL players have died of heat stroke. The only risk of death in a soccer game is when some Third World peasant goes on a murderous rampage after a bad call. "

Is she bragging that NFL players have died because we refuse to take a heat break? wow...

 

[Bigman38]

I refuse to give her page views, so I've yet to read it.

Same here. If you can just imagine a hate filled zenophobic rant then I'm sure you're not missing much.

 

[RubyClone]

It would be funny if she wasn't serious, but no she is just an idiot

I don't believe Ann Coulter is ever really serious about much of anything. She's a parasite who just says idiotic things to keep her name in the headlines and sell her books and tickets to her talking engagements.

For your pleasure....

http://www.noob.us/humor/family-guy-takes-a-jab-at-fox-news-and-ann-coulter/

 

[Rural]

The valley girl as wing-nut act is really worn out.

 

[DeereClone]

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sport...referee-punched-john-bienewicz-dead/11906323/

I think the govt needs to hold a convention discussing the barbaric, violent game of soccer and what they can do to keep everyone safe.

 

[ISU_phoria]

I love reading Ann Coulter. I am as conservative as they come, but she is purposely so off-the-wall offensive that she gets the attention she is looking for. And I find it completely amusing! I disagree with most of what she writes, but I sure do enjoy reading it.

 

[CloneIce]

Look at me, I'm desperately trying to keep my name in the news! People stopped listening to me talk about politics years ago, so now I'm turning to sports! Please keep my name in the news!

Pathetic little person.

 

[wonkadog]

I thought the first article was pretty stupid but have to admit I laughed a little reading the second one. Some of you are taking this a bit too serious (and we have the usual suspects who are basing reactions solely/mostly off her political stances).

 

[3TrueFans]

I love reading Ann Coulter. I am as conservative as they come, but she is purposely so off-the-wall offensive that she gets the attention she is looking for. And I find it completely amusing! I disagree with most of what she writes, but I sure do enjoy reading it.

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