Chizik to Host Radio Show

[Doc]

Former Auburn head coach Gene Chizik to host radio show - SBNation.com

Topics will include bad football, good cheating, Jesus, and how to eat babies.

 

[CarlHungus]

I think us fanatics need to put together a well-coordinated trolling plan. I really hope it's a show that lets the public call in

 

[kingcy]

He has no personality and is monotone how can he host a show?

 

[KnappShack]

So how much does a top college quarterback cost the school and is filtering the funds to that player's father's church the best way to hide the transaction?

I'll hang up and listen. War Eagle!

 

[TykeClone]

He has no personality and is monotone how can he host a show?

just like he coached - poorly.

 

[driegner]

I'm firmly entrenched in the "let bygones be bygones" camp, but I have to say trolling this would be spectacular.

 

[ISUFan22]

Troll on! I'm game for that.

Don't cry because it's over. Smile because Chizik is no longer in Ames.

 

[CYlent Bob]

"Hey coach, I was wondering if you could give me a tip on something I'm doing in my personal life. I'm a booster for my alma mater's football team, and we're recruiting a top-flight defensive tackle right now. His father is a minister, and has asked for a "donation" to his church of somewhere between $100 and $200k. I was hoping you could tell me the best way to pack those small, randomly-serialized bills into a shoebox so that it doesn't shift in transit and give me an embarrassing Eddie Sutton moment."

"I'll hang up and listen now. Five wins in 2 years dittos, Chizman!"

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

Let me guess the show title is Firmly Entrenched : The Gene Chizik Show.

 

[CycloneErik]

Let me guess the show title is Firmly Entrenched : The Gene Chizik Show.

Dang it, I was just about to go there with "The Firmly Entrenched Radio Hour."

Brilliant effort. I salute you and curse you.

 

[Rods79]

This is gold. I assume he'll hire his fishing buddies as co-hosts in his first outing as a Radio Show host too?

 

[Cyclonetrombone]

First and goal on the 1/2 yard line with the game on the line... what plays do you call?

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

Dang it, I was just about to go there with "The Firmly Entrenched Radio Hour."

Brilliant effort. I salute you and curse you.

What can I say. I learned from the best. :smile:

 

[Doc]

The only thing that would make this show interesting would be Kristi Malzahn stories.

 

[Wesley]

Dang it, I was just about to go there with "The Firmly Entrenched Radio Hour."

Brilliant effort. I salute you and curse you.

All Out Power Hour

 

[gocubs2118]

First and goal on the 1/2 yard line with the game on the line... what plays do you call?

OPTION RIGHT!!!

 

[SenorCy]

Will it actually be run by Gus Malzaan?

 

[mustangcy]

Well, as someone who listens to Sirius/XM's college sports radio pretty much every day....this will be interesting.

 

[Acylum]

I once thought sports radio couldn't possibly get worse than Rob Dibble and Amy Van Dyken. As usual, I was wrong.

 

[MNCyGuy]

I feel like we'd have to get in line behind Auburn fans for trolling, but a combined effort by both fan bases could takeover that show.