Wiping

[NWICY]

Like this? Because my god, I don't know that I could pinch one on off in something that has an LED screen.

https://smartlivingandtechnology.co...iLMPHpCCo1DfTQK12SPXIWo3uoSITZghoCljIQAvD_BwE

Damn didn't realize you could make a toilet that complicated, will it suck down a bucketful of golf balls like the one brand?

 

[Cyinthenorth]

Who the hell goes back to front? I don’t need **** smears on my nuggets

Damn, I thought things couldn’t get weirder around here.

Also, I’m on the half stand side. You can’t fully wipe with your ass firmly on the toilet. But you don’t stand all the way up. You need some elevation from the seat.

It is either smear on your nuggets or smear up your lower back. Personal preference at that point I suppose.

 

[NWICY]

Between this and the corn thread I'm getting the sense that snowcraig is obsessed with poop.

Thought so much about those subjects he forgot his kids.







sorry @snowcraig2.0 it was too easy.

 

[BoomerClone]

It is either smear on your nuggets or smear up your lower back. Personal preference at that point I suppose.

I think you’re doing it very wrong if you’re getting **** on your lower back

 

[WhatchaGonnaDo]

I have been using a bidet since before COVID and while everyone was freaking out about not having TP, I was just meh.

Humans wash every other part of our body with water. Why would you not also wash off literal **** with water?

I stay sitting while I dry off my hole with 3 squares of TP.

 

[snowcraig2.0]

I have been using a bidet since before COVID and while everyone was freaking out about not having TP, I was just meh.

Humans wash every other part of our body with water. Why would you not also wash off literal **** with water?

I stay sitting while I dry off my hole with 3 squares of TP.

Don't you have issues with sticking and tearing

 

[cycloner29]

Where is the “both” option at? Sometimes after wiping sitting, I get that uncomfortable feeling, then I will make a quick wipe standing.

 

[snowcraig2.0]

Where is the “both” option at? Sometimes after wiping sitting, I get that uncomfortable feeling, then I will make a quick wipe standing.

Yeah, sometimes standing helps to tighten up the plumbing a little

 

[Saul_T]

Come on, change this to front to back or back to front, let's find out who the real heathens are amongst us.

 

[WhatchaGonnaDo]

Don't you have issues with sticking and tearing

You don't have to wipe back and forth. Just pat it dry...

 

[3TrueFans]

It is either smear on your nuggets or smear up your lower back. Personal preference at that point I suppose.

You guys are really aggressive wipers.

 

[Saul_T]

Don't you have issues with sticking and tearing

Just a little dab dab dab to dry it up, Craig. We're not polishing David here.

 

[JayV]

What is the best way? Standing or sitting?

Depends

 

[legi]

 

[StClone]

Should be a third option: running.

 

[2speedy1]

 

[clone4life82]

Depends

Literally or figuratively?

 

[JM4CY]

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Still amazing to me this guy went from this character to the hero of the galaxy

 

[jcyclonee]

Waiting for the Japanese bidet folk to chime in

The bidet is a French invention. The name comes from a type of small horse or pony. You would ride the cleaning contraption like a pony.

Japanese are known for their fanatical adoption of the devices.
Jordan Schlansky, as always, can explain things best.

In Indonesia they use a device called the butt hose or bum gun. Sometimes, it is with a squat toilet so you have to stand.

 

[jcyclonee]

Side to side. I'm a rebel

The Grand Canyon of butt cracks.