The long wait until a very mediocre football season has begun!
- Thread starter UnCytely
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Got my parking pass for the Haunted Forest yesterday and a picture of a few of us doing Fortyhands popped on my phone this morning too. Looking to get a larger wheeled cooler and different canopy stakes to. I'm fired up already!!
But this was masterful….I’d expect ******** about basketball but to pivot to ******** about football? That’s high level stuff right there. And to tie it to a bad bowl game when the regular season was very solid? That’s *chef’s kiss* perfect.
You should just leave. You are not excited about Cyclone Athletics. Don’t hang around here. Debbie Downer before the season even starts. JFC
With apologies to Rudyard Kipling, here's something called:
Shaddup, UnCytely
If you can keep your interest when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when UnCytely doubts you,
But not get pissed about his doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being dissed, don’t give way to dissing,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by haters to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the game you gave your life to, not a token,
And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all NIL winnings
And risk them on one turn of a portal boss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about a loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are still,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except Jack Trice who says to all: ‘I will!’
If you can play the Bears and keep your virtue,
Or march with Matt—not lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving fans can hurt you,
If all fans count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving season
With sixty-minute games of football fun,
Yours is the Big Twelve and all that’s within reason,
And—much more—you’ll be a Cyclone, my son!
It's a free world - choose not to be excited. Also, stand on your unforgivable principles and quit going to games and disconnect. Please.
I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!
CycloneErik
Well-Known Member
I'll just give the same answer I gave to the bathroom wall where some middle schooler wanted the girls to know that he thinks he has a big ****: "Good for you, and you're so comfortable sharing. Way to go, champ."
155 days until Kickoff against North Dakota -- the first of two wins in two weeks over teams with "Hawks" in their nicknames.
He’d probably create a thread on using a bathroom where the toilet paper is not going over the top just to complain about something.
Imagine how they are in real life when they have to deal with actual problems that aren't 18-22 yr olds playing a game.
To be fair, the line did look OK at times. Take away a couple games where we ran for nothing, we probably averaged 150 yards in our other games. We sure did well against K State, but maybe it was just the snow. But yeah, when Ohio and Memphis can shut you down, there's a lot of room to improve. But, this is Clanton's first full year, let's assume he can work some magic! Go Clones!!
Ah **** they got you this early. Don't go into the light!
The line did come along st times but I won't expect much.
Sadly that KSU snow game will be some sort of standard for some thar ignore how hard defense is to play in those conditions.
Sama is good, but he is not going to rip off 75 yard runs on the regular.
