The Greatest Line Every Simpson Character ever delivered
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Another Chief Wiggum one: [video=youtube;dBCNm9VJOUo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBCNm9VJOUo[/video]
[video=youtube;Z9_jIa2WADc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9_jIa2WADc[/video]
THEN GREASE ME UP, WOMAN!!!
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Okey-dokey.
THEN GREASE ME UP, WOMAN!!!
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Okey-dokey.
Chief Wiggum is the best.
"We think we're dealing with a supernatural being, most likely a mummy. As a precaution, I've ordered the Egyptian wing of the Springfield museum destroyed."
"When I look at people, I don't see color. Just crack pot religions"
"Well, shut my mouth. It's also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling"
Maybe the best Wiggum, though not a quote, is the look on his face with the fake typewriter.
"We think we're dealing with a supernatural being, most likely a mummy. As a precaution, I've ordered the Egyptian wing of the Springfield museum destroyed."
"When I look at people, I don't see color. Just crack pot religions"
"Well, shut my mouth. It's also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling"
Maybe the best Wiggum, though not a quote, is the look on his face with the fake typewriter.
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If you want to talk about nervous, you should have seen Kirk deal with those high school boys who egged our Bonneville.
-Luann Van Houten
-Luann Van Houten
Watching tonight reminded me The Simpsons taught me how to shave.
[video]http://www.hulu.com/watch/33378[/video]
[video]http://www.hulu.com/watch/33378[/video]
I'm not sure why this one cracks me up so much:
Homer: And then Lenny says "As if. Don't even go there sister!"
(Everyone laughing)
Lisa: Good one Dad.
Homer: Yeah, well, Lenny said it.
And from the episode with Stampy the elephant:
Chief Wiggum: Aim for the big hose coming out of its face.
Lou: You mean the trunk?
Chief Wiggum: Easy there college boy.
Homer: And then Lenny says "As if. Don't even go there sister!"
(Everyone laughing)
Lisa: Good one Dad.
Homer: Yeah, well, Lenny said it.
And from the episode with Stampy the elephant:
Chief Wiggum: Aim for the big hose coming out of its face.
Lou: You mean the trunk?
Chief Wiggum: Easy there college boy.
Homer vs. The Eighteenth Amendment - cracks me up every time. And I've been able to use it a couple times!
[video=youtube;h92VmePl6IU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h92VmePl6IU[/video]
[video=youtube;h92VmePl6IU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h92VmePl6IU[/video]
Sea Captain - Aar, that's Handsome Pete. He dances for nickels. Pete, ye got customers!
The Simpsons delivering a Family Guy quality gag probably before Seth McFarlane was even out of high school.
[video=youtube;_5YIB4nEU6o]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5YIB4nEU6o[/video]
The Simpsons delivering a Family Guy quality gag probably before Seth McFarlane was even out of high school.
[video=youtube;_5YIB4nEU6o]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5YIB4nEU6o[/video]
Forgot this one, too:
[video=youtube;IRsPheErBj8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsPheErBj8[/video]
Oh my childhood. It hurts so good.
[video=youtube;IRsPheErBj8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsPheErBj8[/video]
Oh my childhood. It hurts so good.
Slightly off topic, but the best Halloween costume I ever saw was someone who came to a party several years ago as Duff Man. What put it over the top was that he stayed in character the ENTIRE time he was there. My brother and I still crack each other up with stuff we heard. Casual conversations are so much better when everything starts with 'Duff Man says" or Duff Man thinks".
"Duff Man thinks Rashaan Salaam was the worst Bears draft pick of all time. Oh yeah!"
"Duff Man thinks Rashaan Salaam was the worst Bears draft pick of all time. Oh yeah!"
I watched a few episodes last night and this morning, and the line that got the biggest laugh out of me was from the episode where Homer thinks he's dying. He goes and gives each of his kids a kiss while their in bed. He says something nice to Lisa and Maggie, and when he get to Bart he says "Goodnight, boy, I really like your sheets."
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Oh, god, that episode is awesome. The whole scene where the booze is exploding in his basement, and Homer blames the noise on "that bean" he ate for dinner, awesome.
Also, Rex Banner is right up there with Hank Scorpio for me when it comes to best celebrity guest appearances. Dave Thomas just kills it.
Rex Banner: Open up, Curly! This is a raid!
Moe: A raid? Curly? Um, all right, but, uh I don't know what you expect to find in a simple, uh, neighborhood pet shop.
For celebrity guest appearances it's hard to top Dustin Hoffman as Mr. Bergstrom early in the show's run. He did it before it was cool, and IIRC that was an uncredited appearance.
Principal Skinner: Are you the substitute?
Mr. Bergstrom: Yessir, yes I am.
Principal Skinner: Are you insane?
Mr. Bergstrom: [lowers voice] Uh, no sir, no I'm not. It's my way of getting their attention.
I just got to thinking about Ned Flanders and the time he called 911 because there were some kids hanging out in front of the Leftorium and how he was worried that they could start "slacking".
Titania: Ew! You said if I slept with you, I wouldn't have to touch the drunk!
Duffman: Duffman says a lot of things. Oh, yeah!
A friend and I can still crack each other up just by saying 'Duff Man says a lot of things!'
So good.
Rex Banner: Listen, rummy, I'm gonna say it plain and simple. Where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?
Barney: Yes...?
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Homer: If we learned one thing from "The Amazing Colossal Man" and "Grasshopperus," it's that radiation makes things grow really big, really fast!
Marge: Didn't Grasshopperus kill Chad Everett?
Homer: Only because he tried to reason with him.
also
Ralph
takes a bite of Tomacco) Oh Daddy, this tastes like Grandma!
Chief Wiggum: (takes a bite, spits it out) Holy Moses, it DOES taste like Grandma!
Marge: Didn't Grasshopperus kill Chad Everett?
Homer: Only because he tried to reason with him.
also
Ralph
takes a bite of Tomacco) Oh Daddy, this tastes like Grandma!Chief Wiggum: (takes a bite, spits it out) Holy Moses, it DOES taste like Grandma!
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Rex Banner: (speaking of the Beer Baron) I suspect he was just a figment of the media. The idea that someone like that could operate under my very nose is laughable. (tries to laugh, chokes and coughs instead) Well, you all know what laughter sounds like.
