The Greatest Line Every Simpson Character ever delivered

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  1. Mr Janny

    Mr Janny Welcome to the Office of Secret Intelligence
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    One of my favorites...

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    I have not heard of this marathon, wish I had time for some classics.

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    #4 CYCLNST8, Aug 21, 2014
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    Dying tickles! ~Ralphie

    -also-

    Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem! ~Duffman
     
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    I think this is still my favorite all time.

    [video=youtube;EM3NSTbi4OQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM3NSTbi4OQ[/video]
     
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    Unpossible is a perfectly cromulent word.
     
  8. laminak

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    The best Lisa quote:

    [video=youtube;AvgrXf3tQAM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvgrXf3tQAM[/video]
     
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    Nearly any line delivered by Phil Hartman as Lionel Hutz is an instant classic.
     
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    Burns: Mattingly! I thought I told you to trim those sideburns! GO HOME!!! You're off the team, FOR GOOD!!
    Mattingly: Fine! I still like him better than Steinbrenner.
     
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    Troy McClure is the best on one that list.
     
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    My favorite Homer quote is "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
     
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    Some of my favorites:

    Ralph - "Now he's gonna smell like hot dogs"
    Mr Burns - "Smithers, have the Rolling Stones killed" (mentioned in that article)
    Homer - "Bart, you tried and you failed, the lesson is never try"
     
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    Homer, "Or what? You'll release the dogs, or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark, they shoot bees at you? Well go ahead!"
     
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    Most of those are not the characters' best lines. :policeman:

    Homer's has to be "Alcohol the cause of and solution to all of life's problems."

    Though the Troy McClure one is hilarious ""Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!"

    :biglaugh:
     
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    Sure I love you, baby...like I love Fresca! Isn't that enough? The only difference between our marriage and anyone else's is that we know ours is a sham!
     
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    Lisa: Dad, for the last time, please don't lower yourself to the level of the mob.
    Homer: Lisa, maybe if I'm part of that mob, I can help steer it in wise directions. Now where's my giant foam cowboy hat and airhorn?

    Miss Springfield: Gentlemen, start your whacking.

    Hi I’m actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such films as “Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Dieâ€￾ and “Gladys, the Groovy Muleâ€￾


     
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    Troy McClue has got to be the best character on the show.
     

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