No, lisa, you're not a monster. The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother, and I call him Gamblor! We must save your mother from his neon claws!
Homer, on the 4th of July, preparing to celebrate America by blowing up a small part of it - "Stand back while I celebrate freedom!"
Bart - "I warsh myself with a rag on a stick."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSJQEl5vcAo