SCREW YOUR BLUE RIBBON BACON FESTIVAL

[CyArob]

It's always a sad day when people can't get tickets to the fat people convention. CakeCon is just around the corner.

I wanted to go, but when I hit 'submit', it told me I must weigh more than 300lbs. I guess it's kind of like a height requirement at an amusement park.

 

[bellzisu]

...as he is suddenly distracted by a glistening drop of grease that has dripped down and gathered upon his left nipple...

 

[JWIL4CY]

Don't worry, people are already selling them on Craigslist...

Bacon Fest Tickets
Bacon Fest

 

[3TrueFans]

Don't worry, people are already selling them on Craigslist...

Bacon Fest Tickets
Bacon Fest

Bought 2 tickets for the Bacon Fest, thinking my wife would LOVE to go. Surprise! No.....

Brilliant.

 

[cybsball20]

8000 tickets, 3 minutes and 16 seconds. AMAZING

 

[bellzisu]

Brilliant.

Already scalping.... That didn't take long. Good market for it I would guess.

 

[longtimeclone]

Exactly. This needs to be socially acceptable at more places, at a greater frequency. Because people obviously love it. But at the same time, you can't sit at home and eat bacon and drink beer without some sort of stigma, as evidenced by the treatment of bellzisu in this thread.

Yes, the 6-7 tailgates, how many ever holidays, and the Super Bowl aren't enough for people anymore.

I guess when I cook bacon it never makes it out of the kitchen because it is probably gone within 5 minutes after I have finished cooking it and on to a new pan of bacon.

Also a wise man once told me that you should never cook bacon naked. I ask you why not?

 

[Doc]

Yes, the 6-7 tailgates, how many ever holidays, and the Super Bowl aren't enough for people anymore.

I guess when I cook bacon it never makes it out of the kitchen because it is probably gone within 5 minutes after I have finished cooking it and on to a new pan of bacon.

Also a wise man once told me that you should never cook bacon naked. I ask you why not?

Let's just say hot bacon grease has it's darkside.

 

[Cyclonepride]

I had the same problem with the ******* Catalina Wine Mixer

 

[stateofmind]

Guess I'll just make one of these on February 9th.
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[cyclonesurveyor]

it was our first time attending last year and it was fun (we showed up late at 3, ended at 5). not a lot of the bacon samples were left. it was funny since we were late but everyone was just HAMMERED. i just sat there with my tall boys and people watched. some people just can't handle their bacon.

 

[TruClone]

A two day event is a great idea.

They could call it the Blue Ribbon Two Daycon Fest!

 

[longtimeclone]

Let's just say hot bacon grease has it's darkside.

If you can't stand the heat then get out of the kitchen.

Maybe this is why people need the bacon festival.

 

[Rabbuk]

I once made bacon stoned without a shirt on, ya didn't make that mistake twice.

 

[2020cy]

Tell me where else is it acceptable to eat massive amounts of greasy meat and drink a lot of alcohol on a Saturday afternoon?

My house.

 

[CycloneErik]

I'll admit, it's possible that I'm reading too much into it.

I don't think so. Sounds spot on.

 

[Cyrok]

So, I got an error message that said I wasn't going to be getting a confirmation email, but they did charge my credit card for 4 tickets. Did anyone else experience this or did I just give a hacker $150?

 

[VTXCyRyD]

It's always a sad day when people can't get tickets to the fat people convention. CakeCon is just around the corner.

We need negative rep for comments like this!

 

[NickTheGreat]

I just want to say I liked bacon before the hipsters got hold of it.

 

[VTXCyRyD]

Guess I'll just make one of these on February 9th.
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Nothing wrong with rolling a fatty