Reasons why the apocalypse didn't happen

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  1. keepngoal

    keepngoal Jobless Jerk
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    Personnally... i think the apocalypse is stuck in a snow bank... maybe tomorrow is the end of days?
     
  2. Clonefan94

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    I could be wrong because I don't pay a lot of attention to stuff like this, but theoretically, isn't today the last day? Meaning that the **** is going down tonight and there is no tomorrow?
     
  3. cmjh10

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    That is the question, was it supposed to happen this morning, tonight? Nobody knows.
     
  4. keepngoal

    keepngoal Jobless Jerk
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    It was due at 0519 today iirc. So we are free and clear.
     
  5. CLONECONES

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  6. ILiftWithRoyce

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    i got stuck in a drift on a gravel road this morning. It was looking like Hoth from Star Wars V where I was stranded. But I got out. The world is therefore not ending. Also, Mayans arent very smart they couldn't even survive so efff them.
     
  7. buf87

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    Central Time?
     
  8. ILiftWithRoyce

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    I believe the Mayans actually were in Central Standard Time.
     
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  10. Angie

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    I think they forgot to carry the one. I bet it happens next year.
     
  11. Bret44

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    I think the other thread got it right. There were 21 months on the Mayan calendar. George Washington knew this and eliminated the other 9 months to insure that they World would not end. So, take a dollar bill out of your wallet, take a good hard look at that face, and say "Thanks again George!"
     
  12. kingcy

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    The day isnt over yet in the CTZ.
     
  13. ruxCYtable

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    This. Clearly it is a simple mathematical error and we are still doomed.
     
  14. cmjh10

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    What if they accidently carried the number when they werent supposed to? In that case we are all good.
     
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    What if it did happen and we all sucked so bad we were doomed to continue our previous lives here.
     
  16. WalkingCY

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    What if we all are already dead or in some "purgatory state" like in the final season of LOST, and we don't even know about it? Oh man, that smoke monster is coming for us!
     
  17. Bader

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    So were they actually on the island or not?!?! :jimlad:

    Edit: Fail, one post too late on the Lost reference. Commence with public flogging
     
  18. Stewo

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    Legit.
     
  19. Wesley

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    Why? Because Angie said there would not be one. We all have a bowl game to go to.
     
  20. Clonefan94

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    Basically, ISU football or Basketball is not playing for a National championship, yet. If the End of Days prediction happens to be in a year that either of those things happen, I will be a little nervous for that one.
     

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