My wife says I'm "condenscending"

[Raiders70]

I would find out from Andrew Tate what you should say but he's too busy dealing with other issues at this time.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

I would start with correcting yourself if you make her feel that way, but I guess that depends on whether you care about her? I’ve never considered CF to have any insight on women other than JLH, so good luck!

 

[cydsho]

Ask her if that's time of the month?

 

[CysRage]

Do I correct her?

Part of me wonders if you just made this up to see how CF responded, and it definitely delivered haha

 

[Isualum13]

 

[Bestaluckcy]

I think a job change may be needed. Have you thought about becoming a U Texas coach?

 

[BCClone]

Part of me wonders if you just made this up to see how CF responded, and it definitely delivered haha

You aren’t married obviously, if you believe that.

 

[KneeGusto]

I wish you the best on your new adventures in life.

 

[NoCreativity]

I would find out from Andrew Tate what you should say but he's too busy dealing with other issues at this time.

"I'm busy vacationing in Madagascar right now, and you know why you're not instead? Because you have a ****** job you hate and I dont."

 

[AuH2O]

it’s all about honestly and open dialogue. But first I recommend breaking the ice with a “didn’t realize it was that time of the month” joke.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Soooooo much wrongness from soooooo many people.

Y'all don't really want to STAY married, do you?

 

[Dowwmeow]

“Happy wife, happy life”. The most accurate statement in the history of mankind.

 

[Snydes]

Tell her you’d agree with her but then you’d both be wrong. (You’re welcome : ) )

 

[1100011CS]

Is your wife a Hok graduate?

Yes

 

[bos]

 

[BCClone]

Yes

Did she hide that from you before you got married?

 

[CySmurf]

“Happy wife, happy life”. The most accurate statement in the history of mankind.

It works better if it's
"Happy Spouse, Happy House"
That way both husband and wife can both be happy...

 

[Yellow Snow]

Do I correct her?

Yes. Make sure you do it sarcastically. Wives respond better to that.

 

[Rural]

Rodney Dangerfield covered all of this.

 

[stateofmind]

I'm trying to figure out the pronunciation of condeNscending. Was it con DEN scending? Or CON denscending? I mean either way it would have been tough to not laugh at the irony of her statement.