My wife says I'm "condenscending"

[RedDog]

Condescending is an old English word used to describe how urine droplets ended up on the toilet seat.

 

[cyups2323]

I don't like your tone.

 

[MeanDean]

Quit using big words. Stick with "sammich" "beer" and "sex"

 

[shadow]

Does anyone else get the ad on facebook for a program to spice up your marriage by painting each other or dripping chocolate into each other's mouths? Maybe get that

 

[clonebb]

Does anyone else get the ad on facebook for a program to spice up your marriage by painting each other or dripping chocolate into each other's mouths? Maybe get that

Might wanna change your pornhub password.

 

[shadow]

Might wanna change your pornhub password.

That's the thing. I don't visit porn sites or even watch porn so I'm not sure why I get them except that I'm married. My best guess is that my wife must be shopping for underwear.

 

[Gonzo]

Do I correct her?

You should tell her that you really admire her willingness to speak her mind on this, and that you think with more practice her delivery of this kind of messaging should only get better.

 

[farm85]

 

[1100011CS]

I'm trying to figure out the pronunciation of condeNscending. Was it con DEN scending? Or CON denscending? I mean either way it would have been tough to not laugh at the irony of her statement.

The former and emphasizes the second 'n'. It really is hard not to laugh.

 

[Remo Gaggi]

Yes

Mine too.