jokes
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I think the joke is on ISU for hiring Chizik in the first place.
What is purple and has wings?
Grapes with wings.
What is green and has wheels?
grass, i lied about the wheels.
two fish are in a tank, one looks at the other and says, "d'ya know how ta drive this thing?"
Why are manhole covers round?
cuz manholes are round.
Ask me if i have a banana in my ear...
..do you have a banana in your ear?
sorry, i couldnt hear you. i had a banana in my ear.
just a random sampling of some of my finest. i have the sense of humor of a 7 year old.
Grapes with wings.
What is green and has wheels?
grass, i lied about the wheels.
two fish are in a tank, one looks at the other and says, "d'ya know how ta drive this thing?"
Why are manhole covers round?
cuz manholes are round.
Ask me if i have a banana in my ear...
..do you have a banana in your ear?
sorry, i couldnt hear you. i had a banana in my ear.
just a random sampling of some of my finest. i have the sense of humor of a 7 year old.
My wife and i were in Los Angeles a couple of weeks ago and we were nearing the end of our trip. My wife and I were pretty disappointed that we hadn't seen any celebrities.
Anyways, we stopped at a gas station to get a couple of sodas and snacks. I looked out the window, and was pretty sure I saw Ron Jeremy putting gas into his car. I called my wife over, and she said, "Are you sure that's him?" I wasn't sure until he was almost done filling up his car and he pulled out the nozzle and sprayed down the entire car. "Yep, that's him."
Anyways, we stopped at a gas station to get a couple of sodas and snacks. I looked out the window, and was pretty sure I saw Ron Jeremy putting gas into his car. I called my wife over, and she said, "Are you sure that's him?" I wasn't sure until he was almost done filling up his car and he pulled out the nozzle and sprayed down the entire car. "Yep, that's him."
i dont know why women never find that one funny.
on that note...
why are women such bad drivers?
cuz there is no road between the bedroom and kitchen.
How do you discipline Helen Keller?
Put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.
How do you discipline Helen Keller?
Leave the plunger in the toilet
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You'd run away too if your name was MRRRWAAAAGGGGGHHH...
Wanna hear a dirty joke? Johnny jumped in the mud.
Wanna hear a clean joke? Johnny took a bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door...
