Man, this going to turn into a pretty great conference feud if we can all keep up this level of petty anger with each other all week. Good work Clones and Raiders alike!
We don't want the hate to fizzle out though. I'm worried that we're spending all of our anger at once and by about Thursday, we'll be done with it and forget what we were fighting about. We need to let a slow burn go throughout the next week and a half. Somebody from each side gets to say something completely outrageous every day to keep the fires burning.
People still wear jean shorts?
In Lubbock, yes. And I have been there (lived in that region for 3+ years).