Favorite Seinfeld Episodes or Moments?
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This thread is titled "Favorite Seinfeld Episodes or Moments". I listed my favorite moment, and get blasted for it. Not necessarily by your post, but by a couple of other people.
So, my list of best shows would look something like this.
Sitcom/Comedy
Simpsons (At least Seasons 1-9)
Cheers
MASH
Archer
Drama/Prime-time
LOST
Twin Peaks
Sopranos
I like Curb You Enthusiasm, which to me is what Seinfled could have been if they pressed the envelope in any way, shape, or form.
I think you are only looking for what you want to look for. I have made numerous positive posts here.
Sponge Worthy - The entire episode. George refusing to use condoms because there is too much pressure to get the package open in time. And this...
ELAINE: Yeah, it was, but then I just couldn't decide if he was really sponge-worthy.
JERRY: Sponge-worthy?
ELAINE: Yeah, Jerry, I have to conserve these sponges.
JERRY: But you like this guy, isn't that what the sponges are for?
ELAINE: Yes, yes - before they went off the market. I mean, now I've got to re-evaluate my whole screening process. I can't afford to waste any of 'em.
Later...
ELAINE: So, you think you're sponge-worthy?
BILLY: Yes, I think I'm sponge-worthy. I think I'm very sponge-worthy.
ELAINE: Run down your case for me again...?
BILLY: Well, we've gone out several times, we obviously have a good rapport. I own a very profitable electronics distributing firm. I eat well. I exercise. Blood tests - immaculate. And if I can speak frankly, I'm actually quite good at it.
ELAINE: You going to do something about your sideburns?
BILLY: Yeah, I told you...I'm going to trim my sideburns.
ELAINE: And the bathroom in your apartment?
BILLY: Cleaned it this morning.
ELAINE: The sink, the tub, everything got cleaned?
BILLY: Everything, yeah. It's spotless.
ELAINE: Alright, let's go. <They head for the bedroom.>
ELAINE: Yeah, it was, but then I just couldn't decide if he was really sponge-worthy.
JERRY: Sponge-worthy?
ELAINE: Yeah, Jerry, I have to conserve these sponges.
JERRY: But you like this guy, isn't that what the sponges are for?
ELAINE: Yes, yes - before they went off the market. I mean, now I've got to re-evaluate my whole screening process. I can't afford to waste any of 'em.
Later...
ELAINE: So, you think you're sponge-worthy?
BILLY: Yes, I think I'm sponge-worthy. I think I'm very sponge-worthy.
ELAINE: Run down your case for me again...?
BILLY: Well, we've gone out several times, we obviously have a good rapport. I own a very profitable electronics distributing firm. I eat well. I exercise. Blood tests - immaculate. And if I can speak frankly, I'm actually quite good at it.
ELAINE: You going to do something about your sideburns?
BILLY: Yeah, I told you...I'm going to trim my sideburns.
ELAINE: And the bathroom in your apartment?
BILLY: Cleaned it this morning.
ELAINE: The sink, the tub, everything got cleaned?
BILLY: Everything, yeah. It's spotless.
ELAINE: Alright, let's go. <They head for the bedroom.>
Bania and Jerry
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The mug is round.
The jar is round.
They should call it Round-Tine.
That's gold Jerry! Gold!
Greatest show on TV.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The mug is round.
The jar is round.
They should call it Round-Tine.
That's gold Jerry! Gold!
Greatest show on TV.
In addition to my last post
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gsxzmkm2vRc]YouTube - Nice Game Pretty Boy[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gsxzmkm2vRc]YouTube - Nice Game Pretty Boy[/ame]
A couple favorites:
1. The backwards episode
2. Putty is the car salesman at the Saab dealership - "the candy-bar line-up"
3. George saves the whale from a stray Titleist.
The Implant...
This is also the episode where George double dips his chip and takes a picture of himself with the corpse at a funeral to save airfare.
Also... Kramer meets "Salmon" Rustie.
JERRY: You're sure?
ELAINE: Positive! This chick's playin' with confederate money.
JERRY: Well then, that's it. That's the end of that.
ELAINE: What? Just 'cause of that?
JERRY: Just 'cause of that? It's like finding out Mickey Mantle corked his bat!
ELAINE: Oh, come on! You've dated women with nosejobs, what's the difference?
JERRY: You don't touch the nose! You don't aspire to reach the nose. You don't unhook anything to get to a nose, and no man has ever tried to look up a woman's nostril.
ELAINE: You've put a lot of thought into this, haven't you?
JERRY: Well, I take it very seriously.
ELAINE: You know, sometimes when I think you're the shallowest man I've ever met, you somehow manage to drain a little more out of the pool.
Later...
SIDRA: I was just leaving.
JERRY: Right, you were leaving.
SIDRA: I can't believe you sent a woman into the sauna to do that.
JERRY: That was an accident!
SIDRA: I think you're both mentally ill. <leaves, then opens the door again.> And by the way...they're real, and they're spectacular. <Sidra leaves.>
This is also the episode where George double dips his chip and takes a picture of himself with the corpse at a funeral to save airfare.
Also... Kramer meets "Salmon" Rustie.
JERRY: You're sure?
ELAINE: Positive! This chick's playin' with confederate money.
JERRY: Well then, that's it. That's the end of that.
ELAINE: What? Just 'cause of that?
JERRY: Just 'cause of that? It's like finding out Mickey Mantle corked his bat!
ELAINE: Oh, come on! You've dated women with nosejobs, what's the difference?
JERRY: You don't touch the nose! You don't aspire to reach the nose. You don't unhook anything to get to a nose, and no man has ever tried to look up a woman's nostril.
ELAINE: You've put a lot of thought into this, haven't you?
JERRY: Well, I take it very seriously.
ELAINE: You know, sometimes when I think you're the shallowest man I've ever met, you somehow manage to drain a little more out of the pool.
Later...
SIDRA: I was just leaving.
JERRY: Right, you were leaving.
SIDRA: I can't believe you sent a woman into the sauna to do that.
JERRY: That was an accident!
SIDRA: I think you're both mentally ill. <leaves, then opens the door again.> And by the way...they're real, and they're spectacular. <Sidra leaves.>
The doorman episode (couch episode) was on the other night, I laughed, I cried, I thought of this thread.
"Seinfeld" The Doorman (TV Episode 1995) - IMDb
"Seinfeld" The Doorman (TV Episode 1995) - IMDb
Uromysotysis Poisoning. I still mention that dreaded disease every time I'm in Pee-or-Die situations.
