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Favorite Seinfeld Episodes or Moments?

"Do women know about shrinkage?"
"What do you mean, like laundry?"
"No..."
"Like when a man goes swimming... Afterwards..."
"It shrinks?"
"Like a frightened turtle."
"Why does it shrink?"
"It just does."
"I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."


Too many great moments to only have one favorite
 
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hiwhatis said:
dude, i don't know if i've ever heard you say one positive thing on this board. EVER! do you like anything??? btw i love seinfeld and there are too many great moments to pick out just one.
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He loves EMO type stuff.
 
CycloneYoda said:
The best moment in the history of Seinfeld is when it ended. One of the worst shows ever created.
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I always have trouble deciding if somebody is interesting until about 5 minutes into a conversation, but then I am stuck in the conversation. If you could go ahead and wear a CycloneYoda name-tag at all times, we could avoid that waste of time.
 
My favorite episode is where Kramer and Newman take Newman's mail truck to Michigan to get an extra 5 cents on their pop cans. It makes me laugh so hard. Also anything with the Soup Nazi is great too.
 
Mine, or at least one of them:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssktVpcv9WI]YouTube - wash your hands[/ame]
 
Personally, when Jerry steals the rye bread loaf from the little old lady, "He's stealing my rye bread!!" "Shut up ya old hag!", and that same episode Kramer is running the central park horse tours and keeps feeding his horse Rusty cans of "Beef-a-Reeno" and it farts...God that show is comic gold 95% of the time.
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j5xbbQDTRM[/ame]
 
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The one where we find out Jerry is an anti-dentite.

Jerry enters confessional, sits down on kneeler. Father Curtis opens sliding door. Father: That's a kneeler.
Jerry: Oh.
Father: Tell me your sins, my son.
Jerry: Well I should tell you that I'm Jewish.
Father: That's no sin.
Jerry: Oh good. Anyway, I wanted to talk to you about Dr. Whatley. I have a suspicion that he's converted to Judaism just for the jokes.
Father: And this offends you as a Jewish person.
Jerry: No, it offends me as a comedian. And it'll interest you that he's also telling Catholic jokes.
Father: Well.
Jerry: And they're old jokes. I mean, the Pope and Raquel Welch in a lifeboat.
Father: I haven't heard that one.
Jerry: Oh, I'm sure you have. They're out on the ocean and, yada yada yada, and she says, "Those aren't buoys." (Father starts laughing) Father...
 
When George is trying to get fired from the Yankees and he drags the Commissioner's Trophy (World Series Trophy) behind his car. The Stienbrenner meetings are also pretty good.
 
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