Favorite Seinfeld Episodes or Moments?

Putty telling Elaine she's going to hell with zero emotion.

I love George working at the office where they think he's handicapped to the "my baby takes the morning train" music.

"Shrinkage"

There's a scene on a subway where Kramer tries to slide into 5 seats and finally wedges himself in next to a huge dude, incredible physical comedy.

Too bossy!
 
...saw the one this morning: Kramer, Newman, and Elaine steal the late-night barking dog, only to have it return with part of Kramer's shirt.

The cops go and get Kramer and Elaine, and when they get to Newman's door, he appears slowly with a cigarette, and confidently says, "What took you so long?", like some 20's gangster.

Those types of scenes are what made this such a great show.
 
How can someone have such good taste in prince-pancakes but not like the best network television show of all time?

Because one of those shows was/is hilarious while the other wasn't my style of comedy at all. Mainly I was just so annoyed with certain characters that I just could not get into it.
 
"You know, if you take everything I’ve ever done in my entire life and condense it down into one day…it looks decent!"
-George Costanza

One of my favorite Seinfeld quotes.