Child suspended for poptart gun....

[keepngoal]

Florida looks like a gun.... do the maps used in school exclude that state?

-keep

 

[ISUCubswin]

Florida looks like a gun.... to the maps used in school exclude that state?

-keep

If you look at it closely, it has the safety on, so it's ok.

 

[Cycl1]

And now we know who batman had arrested yesterday. And he showboats by posting it on CF.

Typical Cycl1

 

[TruClone]

We need S'mores threads like this!

 

[Mr Janny]

cut the racial crap out, folks.

 

[VeloClone]

The information I have, Cycl1, is that of late you have let yourself go a bit.

'Batman' drops off suspect at police station, vanishes into night - World News

 

[Cycl1]

The information I have, Cycl1, is that of late you have let yourself go a bit.

'Batman' drops off suspect at police station, vanishes into night - World News

As I have said, body armor isnt all that flattering, the lighting there was terrible.

 

[3TrueFans]

As I have said, body armor isnt all that flattering, the lighting there was terrible.

If you were a superhero you wouldn't need body armor.

 

[VTXCyRyD]

I stole a chocolate Teddy Graham from my daughter and ate the ears off of it last night. Should I be expecting PETA to be contacting me?

 

[Acylum]

Amazing fact- My Mom's college roommate went on to invent the Pop Tart. So yeah, I'm kind of a big deal.

 

[isuchicago]

Such a disappointment...I was already getting my credit card out, prepared to get a gun that launches pop tarts. I was so excited. This hurts more than the Kansas loss.

 

[isuchicago]

I was picturing a high power co2 toaster

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

Help is on the way.
UPDATE II: School Offers Counseling for Students Troubled by Pastry-Gun Incident - Lowering the Bar

 

[Cyclonepride]

Help is on the way.
UPDATE II: School Offers Counseling for Students Troubled by Pastry-Gun Incident - Lowering the Bar

And as a nation we are pondering the mystery of why some of our citizens are completely unprepared to exist in the reality of the world.

 

[Cycl1]

Help is on the way.
UPDATE II: School Offers Counseling for Students Troubled by Pastry-Gun Incident - Lowering the Bar

that makes me hate everything ever.

 

[Mtowncyclone13]

toaster strudle guns are way better

 

[Acylum]

Probably won't serve Pop Tarts at the counseling sessions.

 

[CyOps]

Homework for Friday thread. Make a poptart weapon and take a picture to post.

 

[MidwestZest]

Good thing he lives in MD instead of NY - cause that thing can probably hold 15oz of filling. I think the State of NY limits you to 7oz...he might have been expelled!