Birds & Bees

[Dave19642006]

"Where all the white women at"

 

[scottie33]

Try going to WWE Raw on Sunday night at Wells Fargo Arena! I couldn't believe the crap those little kids were saying to the wrestlers and their parents were right next to them yelling the same things to the wrestlers.

The best was when Chris Jericho said something around the lines of "coming out there and whooping each and everyone of you" and all the kids started saying quotes such as:

Bring it you stupid coward
Bring it on you *****
You suck

Thos are the ones clean enough for this board, but most of them were **** head, **** sucker, ***** *** *****.

 

[Cyclonepride]

Try going to WWE Raw on Sunday night at Wells Fargo Arena! I couldn't believe the crap those little kids were saying to the wrestlers and their parents were right next to them yelling the same things to the wrestlers.

The best was when Chris Jericho said something around the lines of "coming out there and whooping each and everyone of you" and all the kids started saying quotes such as:

Bring it you stupid coward
Bring it on you *****
You suck

Thos are the ones clean enough for this board, but most of them were **** head, **** sucker, ***** *** *****.

Try going on xboxlive some time. Holy mother of God, those little brats have an extensive vocabulary. My son just got a membership but is not allowed to wear the headset.

Nothing like having a 7 year old call you a ***** (rhymes with itch)

 

[Phaedrus]

My entire "talk" on the birds and the bees consisted of growing up on a livestock farm.

Not really much of a mystery left, by the time you hit puberty

 

[CYdTracked]

My entire "talk" on the birds and the bees consisted of growing up on a livestock farm.

Not really much of a mystery left, by the time you hit puberty

LOL, kinda the same here. Not much else the folks can try and explain that when it happened.

 

[cybsball20]

The day before I left for college my dad said, if you do it, wrap it up... That was it...

 

[cyismydog]

Try going on xboxlive some time. Holy mother of God, those little brats have an extensive vocabulary. My son just got a membership but is not allowed to wear the headset.

Nothing like having a 7 year old call you a ***** (rhymes with itch)

yeah, those little kids are crazy on xbox live. They have a better vocabulary than a sailor.

 

[TxCycloneFan]

My sister's fiance says his dad's sex talk went something like this...

"So...sex and that. Has your mom talked to you about that?"

"Yeah."

"Good!"

So your sister's fiance's dad is Hank Hill?

 

[Wesley]

Just tell him to stay away from the teachers.

 

[usedcarguy]

I had a friend who asked his parents about the birds and the bees. He was told that all he needed to know about them was to "keep his stinger in his pants."