Ankeny needs a Costco

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KFitzy87

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They need to install a McDonalds in our dorm restroom so I can order and eat crap while i'm taking a crap because I'm a lazy mother****er
 

3TrueFans

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Google Maps says the Sam's Club in Ames is 2 minutes closer, problem solved!
 

Triggermv

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There has been only one Costco in the state for the longest time until just lately when a second one as added in Corallville, and you are whining about driving 15 minutes to the one by you???? There is probably a lot of people throughout the state giving you some unkind gestures right now.
 

alarson

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West Des Moines needs an in-n-out burger as well, though i'd settle for a 5 guys (we were supposed to get one too, i guess its been cancelled)
 

ripvdub

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My wife had a theory that the new construction south of Kingdom hoops was going to be s Sams or Costco cause of the gas stain going in front, i think it's just more retail shopping
 

00clone

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Too lazy to drive? Surprised you went thru the arduous process of joining. I mean, it's not like other stores where you just go in and pick up stuff and then pay for it. Plus, they limit your choice of payment. Oh, and with those large sizes, everything is so HEAVY. The potential for outrage is limitless, really.
 

Triggermv

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There has been only one Costco in the state for the longest time until just lately when a second one as added in Corallville, and you are whining about driving 15 minutes to the one by you???? There is probably a lot of people throughout the state giving you some unkind gestures right now.

Oh, and I say this as a current Costco member who drives 35 minutes from Marion to the new one in Corallville and am happy as pie to do it. Therefore, I apologize if my sympathies aren't overflowing.
 

JP4CY

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My wife had a theory that the new construction south of Kingdom hoops was going to be s Sams or Costco cause of the gas stain going in front, i think it's just more retail shopping

I thought at one time a Fleet Farm was coming to Ankeny and think its that.
 

VeloClone

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I thought at one time a Fleet Farm was coming to Ankeny and think its that.

Awesome! I live 2 miles from a Fleet Farm and it is great. It was one thing that sold us on the location of our house.

I am feeling really, really spoiled reading this thread. I have three Costcos within 15 miles of my house and two more within 25 miles.
 

NickTheGreat

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I would wager Ankeny needs more than two roads. That would cut your drive to either of those two in half! :jimlad:
 

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