First official athletics game of the school year. Ends in 2-2 draw.

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Typically I don’t answer calls from unknown numbers (or calls from known numbers for that matter).

A few minutes ago an unknown number purportedly originating from Rome, GA called.

I ignored it.

It immediately called again.

I ignored it.

It immediately called again.

I answered, but didn’t say anything.

Eventual a woman speaks. She has an Indian accent. As expected, it is a scammer. She asks about a potentially fraudulent transaction on a credit card I don’t have.

I took a moment, then confirmed I made the transaction.

The phone goes silent for several seconds. She repeats the spiel and I again confirm I made the transaction.

She again goes silent. So I add “I guess your script doesn’t cover that scenario?” (Note: I am a ****).

She then takes a moment before saying something about my wife that I don’t quite get. So I ask her to repeat.

Her mic-drop retort (or rather call-drop retort):

I said our records show you’ve been having fun with your wife for the last several months and still don’t have any children. I guess your script doesn’t cover that.

On Thursday’s Daily Clone, Jake Brend has the report from the final press conference before Iowa State leaves for Dublin. Matt Campbell shares his thoughts on injury reports, Campbell and several players give their biggest lesson learned in fall camp and Rocco Becht talks about handling the pressure as a quarterback in today’s era of College Football.

Iowa State held their final media availability before departing for Dublin. Hear everything that Matt Campbell and players had to say.

Full Schedule now out:

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Shocked there isn’t a thread yet. Campbell had to lose it when he heard this.

If somebody already made this then ignore this thread.

Since it seems a lot of people are flying overseas for the first time for this game, I figured I'd share some advice since I've been abroad a few times now.

1. Get on your new time zone ASAP! if you are on the plane it is 10pm in Ireland and 10pm is your bedtime, GO TO SLEEP! you probably won't get the full 8 hours, but starting sooner rather than later will be huge for you to adjust. Sleeping shoudl be your top priority regardless. You don't need to worry about entertaining yourself the whole flight if you're sleeping half the time as well.

2. Jet lag sucks, and if you arrive in the morning or afternoon I implore you to power through that exhaustion for the day until at least 8 or 9pm that night. iI you take a nap right when you arrive, you risk screwing up your whole trip.

3. Pack lighter than you think. If you have clothes for every day you are there and pajamas, then you'll be good. you don't need to bring 10 pairs of underwear for a 5 day trip (i promise you won't defecate yourself once a day). Plus, you'll have space for souvenirs!

Those are the ones off the top of my head but if any of you have any advice please feel free to share below!

I've always traversed life with the idea that a little humor is a good thing. It never hurts to put a smile on someone's face. I have a tolerance for off-color jokes (in the right setting) that others may not have, avoiding putting others in an uncomfortable situation. After all, the end goal is to lift somebodies spirit--not to make it worse. Sometimes things seem bad enough that all we have left to do is laugh, and for an instant at least, that puts you in a better place. If you know your audience, you can give them that moment even if they don't presently need it--they may share it with someone that does.

Maybe this subject has been beaten to death on other platforms but i don't frequent them. If you have a joke to share I'd be willing to hear it (keep in mind your audience). I'll lead off with this:

A man and his wife just get seated at a fancy restaurant. Almost immediately a beautiful women appears out of nowhere and kisses the man on the cheek. In awe, the wife asks "what was that all about?" The man responds with "that was my mistress." The wife throws up her arms and declares "well, I'm leaving you--I want a divorce". The man then states "Well, if that's what you want, then Okay, just remember there won't be anymore vacations to the Riviera, no more Paris shopping sprees, no more gifts of diamonds for birthdays, anniversaries etc. About that time their friend John walks in with a blond wrapped around his arm. The wife notices and asks "Who is that with John--it's not his wife" The man replies "that's Johns mistress". The wife then proclaims "she's not as pretty as ours, is she?"

Listening to the Odd Couple on the radio.
They brought up the top 5 female selling artists of all time. One has to go, who is it?

Share your stories of your Irish adventure here.

To get it started, here's a live camera of the Temple Bar if you're at home and want to see how its going as the game gets closer:
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Is this true or spam?

Jake Brend and Brent Blum discuss where Matt Campbell’s legacy is at ahead of Year 10. Is it dependent on a Big 12 Title? Looking at all the intricacies of the Ireland trip and more. Presented by Mechdyne.

Wow. Think ISU will ever have a donor give this much? Truly game-changing from a facilities perspective. $300 Million!!

https://www.espn.com/college-sports...arget-football-upgrades-new-revenue-300m-gift

Hi all - Cyclone fan checking in from my home in Germany (originally from Iowa). Heading to Ireland next week for the game. Can’t wait!

Have a request, and am hoping a fellow Clone fan pull through for me. I am seeing all sorts of great apparel at various stores in Ames that is Ireland-themed (most of which I can’t get my hands on due to living abroad). Would anyone be willing to pick up a couple items and bring them over to Ireland? Happy to pay a premium for someone willing to do me a solid.

Thanks in advance for any help. Go State!

Have to admit most people would take the record, but some of the losses would be heart breaking…especially when you don’t defend home turf. The main head scratcher for me was the CU game.

The national podcasts I listen to are basically dismissing ISU as a conference contender because we “lost too much “. Does anyone actually agree with that? I just don’t see us taking that big of a step back. Not over a couple players.

It’s mid-August, but summer vacation/trip season isn’t over. And, for some, it’s starting college or returning to college.

All those involve ... packing!

To focus on the “luggage” aspect, for this segment we seek songs with title/lyrics that include suitcase, luggage, bag, pack/packing and related terms.

On That Note is presented each week on Cyclone Fanatic by @MeanDean, @CycloneRulzzz and cyclones500.

• Last week’s OTN: (Don't) Touch That Dial

Here's one to get the luggage cart rolling.

“Suitcase in my hand.”


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On Tuesday’s Daily Clone, Jake Brend reports from press conferences with offensive coordinator Taylor Mouser and defensive coordinator Jon Heacock. Mouser evaluates his first year as the offensive coordinator and talks where Rocco Becht can improve in 2025. Heacock addresses where the defense fell short in 2024 and how they plan to be better this season.

I set up the CFB Pick 'Em Contest on ESPN again for this season. (Group Name: Cyclone Fanatic Pick'em Contest). Each week you pick 10 games and assign a Confidence Point Level to each game. The more confident you are in the winner of the game the higher point total (1 to 10) you assign to it. Contest starts with Week 1, not Week Zero.

Try to put your "Entry Name" the same as your user name on this board.

Makes it easier to know who is who. For example, for me it is "BigJCy".

Here is the link to join the group:


@cyclones500 is the defending Champion so he is the man to take down!

cc: @ImJustKCClone

Both major coordinators spoke to the media Tuesday following practice. Hear everything that offensive coordinator Taylor Mouser and defensive coordinator Jon Heacock had to say during their press conferences at the links below.

From the Twin Cities ISU Alumni FB page:

Twins Game—Round 2!

The Iowa State Group is back for another Twins game, and this time we’ve teamed up with Brent Blum and the NIL crew! Having Brent on board is a big step forward as we move toward making this an official theme day.

Grab your tickets, spread the word, and let’s make it another unforgettable night at the ballpark!


A portion of all ticket sales goes back to ISU NIL funding.

I saw this for the most popular podcasts. Like many others, I find that podcasts are a good way to pass the time while I'm exercising, driving, or doing projects around the house.

Besides the CycloneFanatic podcasts, what are you listening to?

https://www.edisonresearch.com/the-...-u-s-for-q1-2025-from-edison-podcast-metrics/

Top 10:

1. The Joe Rogan Experience
2. Crime Junkie
3. The Daily
4. Call Her Daddy
5. This Past Weekend w/Theo Von
6. Dateline NBC
7. This American Life (+8)
8. Rotten Mango (+4)
9. SmartLess (-2)
10. New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce (+9)

Top 50:
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I graduated ISU nearly 50 years ago, and went through many lean years but entered each with anticipation. The last few have been for the most part some of the best over that period and we are entering football and basketball seasons with realistic chances to continue on that same path. Since my heart attack I realize my time is running short, making each new season at a chance to get to greater heights more meaningful (to me).

Each year we have to endure that (seemingly) long stretch between the NCAA tourney and the start of football and this forum is loaded with off-topic items to fill that void. Time is quickly running out to prioritize those topics and I'm here to gain all that valuable knowledge.

So what have you learned? For me I found out that I may have not been wiping properly. I learned how to buy an acreage (or home), that a lot of people don't like rain, I don't know how to maintain my lawn, and most of the appliances I've purchased over the years are junk. I learned more than I needed to know about Hines's mom. I've been using the wrong gas in my mower and should switch to electric. I've failed to plan properly for retirement. I need to switch my steaming services. My taste in music and movies is sub par. Very few are happy at work but most have vacationed at places I could never afford. Marijuana is better than beer, and craft beer is better than off the shelf, but Busch lite tops all. My garden could be more productive and my woodworking skills need to improve.

Thanks to all who have contributed this off season as I truly appreciate this community.

Go Cyclones