The Drunken Monkey Hypothesis, did booze bring civilization?

Humans and some other great apes share an unusual adaptation: They can metabolize ethyl alcohol – the intoxicating ingredient in beer, wine and cocktail spirits – 40 times more efficiently than other primates.

This genetic change – called the A294V mutation by scientists – gave the last common ancestor of African apes and humans two things: the ability to consume fermented fruits, and a reason to gather in large groups in a relaxed atmosphere. That’s the conclusion of a recently published paper by researchers from the University of St Andrews and Dartmouth College.


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Summer Check-In

Hey y’all! It’s been a while, so I wanted to check in with my wrestling folks here in the boards.

Most of my summer has been spent deep in background work for Cyclone Fanatic...website/branding projects and helping Chris with his book. It’s been a lot of fun, but it’s pulled me away from the content side. Wrestling (and honestly, all sports) has had its quiet moments and its crazy ones, but I’ve still been checking in here to see what you’re all up to. I even ran into some of the team at the Georges Niang event and got to catch up with Yonger and Anthony, who are both fired up for the season.

While digging through the CF archives, I was cackling at some of the early messages from when I first started. Hard to believe I’ve been talking to some of you for over eight years without meeting you. (Steve Kemp, I’m still not 100% sure which username is yours.)

The best find? A 2018 thread where our good friend @crablegs went in on me for a story error. I didn't dig too hard but I am sure they weren't wrong about whatever error I must've made in like a 100 word recruiting update. HA! I cried about it back then because I was 22 and wanted everyone’s trust so badly (and I was super sensitive back then), but now it’s hilarious to look back on because I wouldn't do that today. Crablegs and I have had plenty of good interactions since then. Even a few compliments have been sent my way . So nobody yell. Funny how far I’ve come as a writer and a person. Feedback here has always mattered, good or bad. It gives me an opportunity to grow when I am able to hear it from the people consuming the content. Plus, I’ve got tougher skin these days, so I’m ready to swing back if I have to! (Joking, kind of, ha!)

Thanks to everyone who’s stuck with me and to those who’ve joined along the way. I still carry it as a badge of honor that I've grown wrestling coverage here. I’ve never cared about clicks or views. Truly I just focus on there being coverage even if only five of you read it. That’s still true today. BUT, thankfully we do have more than five people reading and consuming content each season. It's what has made it possible to do things like have a wrestling podcast and my ability to travel for the Big 12 and National championships! Hopefully we continue to see growth in fan engagement. The more growth and demand we have from the audience, the easier it is to sell the investment. I’m so excited for this season that I already RSVP’d no to a bachelorette party because it’s during Nationals. (No worries to anyone who finds sports and wedding scheduling a hot topic. They understood and knew this was a possibility from the moment they got engaged.)

Our new intern, Jackson, just finished a summer wrestling notebook I’m editing now. It’s his first wrestling piece, and after almost a decade, I figured I could share the mic a bit. He’s eager to learn, loves the sport. This was a good opportunity to give him a chance to try something different and teach him something new! Plus, it's exciting to see a young college student want to learn the sport more and get familiar with writing about it.

Hope you’re all having a great summer. Once my big CF projects wrap, I’ll be back in full content mode. As always, my DMs are open for whatever!

Cheers!

A finally healthy Eli Green's eager to shine amid ISU's deep wide receivers room

Rahshon Clark

Hey Cyclones,

A friend of mine needs our help. His son is in the running for Youth athlete of the year. Can yall help him out and vote for him please. The link is at the bottom. Thanks in advance Cyclones.

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The Four Major U.S. Cities

THE Four U.S. Cities

  • New York City

    Votes: 346 99.4%
  • Chicago

    Votes: 337 96.8%
  • Los Angeles

    Votes: 343 98.6%
  • Atlanta

    Votes: 49 14.1%
  • Miami

    Votes: 32 9.2%
  • Houston

    Votes: 106 30.5%
  • San Francisco

    Votes: 39 11.2%
  • Dallas

    Votes: 120 34.5%
  • Indianapolis

    Votes: 3 0.9%
  • Minneapolis

    Votes: 2 0.6%

I saw a thing on this and to my surprise there was actual debate out there as to which four cities should be defined as THE four U.S. cities.

What say you?

PGI public firework display ticket for 8/8 in Boone

I have an extra ticket for the pgi firework display in Boone at the central iowa expo tomorrow, 8/8, evening. I dont need anything for it just don't want it to go unused. Message me if you want it, and I'll send you the ticket. I beleive i can send a screen shot of the qr code. I think there is free parking, first come first serve, or you can buy a pass that will ensure you get a spot if there are any left. Need to bring a lawn chair or you'll be sitting on the ground or standing.

Here is the link to buy tickets for anyone else interested. They are fantastic firework shows.

DAILY CLONE: Who starts at center? Sama’s improvement, OL gaining confidence and more

On Thursday’s Daily Clone, Jake Brend reports from fall camp after an availability with the offensive line room and running backs room. OL coach Ryan Clanton gives insight into the three-man race for the center position and talks about how to build confidence within his unit. RB coach Jake Landry answers where Abu Sama has grown since 2024 and talks about how the other running backs can see the field.

Everything Ryan Clanton, Jake Landry and players had to say at Thursday’s presser

Fall camp moves along with an availability from the offensive line and running backs room. Media spoke with offensive line coach Ryan Clanton, running backs coach Jake Landry, redshirt sophomore lineman Trevor Buhr and redshirt freshman Aiden Flora. Watch everything they had to say below.​

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ISU vs Arizona FB 4x End Zone Club Seats & Parking Pass Package

An incredibly generous party has provided the below football game package to be sold/auctioned.

ISU Football v. Arizona
4 End Zone Club Seats
1 Parking Pass

$800


Once sold, I will put you in direct contact with the party providing the package. Given the benefactor, you have 100% guarantee of your purchase from them and/or me.

Williams & Blum: Projecting Iowa State’s Depth Chart

Chris Williams and Brent Blum go position-by-position on offense and defense as they project the Cyclones’ depth chart ahead of the 2025 season. Presented by Mechdyne.


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