so Ferentz pulled his offer?
Wait, they "couldn't get over" him taking visits to Mizzou and ASU? Holy **** that is comical. It's like a married couple in counseling over cheating.
"Well, it's not too much to ask to get a little appreciation text when I run for 200 yards in my sub-state game, is it?"
"Well, as long as we are talking about appreciation, I'd appreciate if you weren't out running around with Todd Graham while I'm sitting at the office preparing for Purdue!"
"Oh this again!? I thought I told you the other guys were just going down to ASU and I thought I'd tag along and things got a little out of control. Todd Graham meant nothing to me, I committed here."
"Well, now every time you don't call I'm going to think you're out screwing around with some mid-level Pac 12 team."
"It's not like that, I promise."
"Oh and while we are on the topic, Mizzou? I mean, is that how bad it is, that you're checking out Mizzou? I've tried to make changes. I've tried a few fake punts, and I've gone for it on forth down. We wore the blackout jerseys. I've tried, but am I really that hideous that you went to Mizzou?"
"Listen, I was drunk."
Kirk is basically a scorned spouse at this point.