Women's Turn-ons and turn-offs
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Crap! I forgot. Well its been nice conversing with you all. See you when the ban is lifted. Hey if mention of Clint Toris doesnt get banned, then mention of Jessica should be ok.
I empathize. My fiance is a Hawkeye. I snuck her into one of our home games last year and had to outfit her in the proper attire. Of course, I could not convince her that she looked much better in cardinal and gold than in black and gold...although to her credit she doesn't really care about the Hawks and she never really wears any "bumblebee" stuff. All she has is a baby-blue shirt that says "Iowa" on it and a gray sweatshirt. That's tolerable, and not so hard on the eyes.
Ok, some random thoughts on the various topics...
I've done the dating in the 30's thing, and it's actually a lot simpler. You know what you want and don't want, and so does she. She'll do something, and you'll think.....nope, I can't put up with that, and it's over. Or vice versa. She'll also want to go dutch:biggrin:.
Second, if my girl left me for another chick, I would want her back:yes:. If she left for another guy, no chance. Not sure which is easier, but both give you motivation to go down a certain path!
I've done the dating in the 30's thing, and it's actually a lot simpler. You know what you want and don't want, and so does she. She'll do something, and you'll think.....nope, I can't put up with that, and it's over. Or vice versa. She'll also want to go dutch:biggrin:.
Second, if my girl left me for another chick, I would want her back:yes:. If she left for another guy, no chance. Not sure which is easier, but both give you motivation to go down a certain path!
The most important thing I have found is this:
Find a woman who enjoys attending and watching Iowa State athletic events. In addition, they must also be self sufficient and not need your attention the entire time you are tailgating. They must enjoy traveling to away games and understand that the National Cyclone Club dontation does not return any financial return on investment from a monetary standpoint. However, the friends you make on the way along with the memories is worth a helluva lot more than any 15% return you could make in the stock market.
If she looks like Jessica Biel than you can throw out the needy attention part by the way.
Find a woman who enjoys attending and watching Iowa State athletic events. In addition, they must also be self sufficient and not need your attention the entire time you are tailgating. They must enjoy traveling to away games and understand that the National Cyclone Club dontation does not return any financial return on investment from a monetary standpoint. However, the friends you make on the way along with the memories is worth a helluva lot more than any 15% return you could make in the stock market.
If she looks like Jessica Biel than you can throw out the needy attention part by the way.
Are you wearing a skirt right now? what kinda guy willingly produces a "turnonturnoff list"
comeon Bos, manup!
Cant help it. You caught me on trans-casual tuesday. Someone said something about a list so I made one. If you ever see me at a game you can make me drink the skunk beer for punishment. On man point revoked.
Sometimes... too smooth for my own good. Try to be nice, accidently lead a person on a little (ok, lead her on a lot sometime around midnight walking her home from the bars past the campinelle)... bam! My single status is threatened... 
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Sometimes... too smooth for my own good. Try to be nice, accidently lead a person on a little (ok, lead her on a lot sometime around midnight walking her home from the bars past the campinelle)... bam! My single status is threatened...
Yeah, I hear that. Well I hear it way back when. Sometimes you just cant help romance the girl even if you had no intention to do so. Thats how you get snagged!
Since we are doing lists
Turnons:
Redheads
Brunettes
Blondes
Asian chicks
Turnoffs
Fat chicks
Chicks that used to be dudes
That is all.
Turnons:
Redheads
Brunettes
Blondes
Asian chicks
Turnoffs
Fat chicks
Chicks that used to be dudes
That is all.
Which of these 2 does brian know from experience? My guess is the 2nd one :biglaugh:
My buddies use to tease me, saying my turn on was girls with braces; no idea where they came up with that one...
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I have friends that tease me about being afraid of women. One is in self denial (he's in a long term relationship, I'm sure she put the pants on along time ago), the other... I dunno where he finds room to talk.
In reality, all men should be afraid of women, because Hell hath no Fury like a woman scorned. You get the pissed off enough and you can't even distract them with shiney things anymore... thats when you're screwed
In reality, all men should be afraid of women, because Hell hath no Fury like a woman scorned. You get the pissed off enough and you can't even distract them with shiney things anymore... thats when you're screwed
you forgot to end that with "...for Sega." (Mallrats, one of my favorite movies).
That's when you go for fluffy things. Shiny things will hurt when thrown for the most part. Fluffy things are always soft.
I have friends that tease me about being afraid of women. One is in self denial (he's in a long term relationship, I'm sure she put the pants on along time ago), the other... I dunno where he finds room to talk.
In reality, all men should be afraid of women, because Hell hath no Fury like a woman scorned. You get the pissed off enough and you can't even distract them with shiney things anymore... thats when you're screwed
There are women on this board you know. :yes:
Forgive him, he's an engineer. To us, these "women" of which are spoken are like some sort of mythical beast. Seeing one in our own natural habitat is a rare occurance, and many of us are too timid to venture into the unknown through "social situations".
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