Which fast food restaurant gives you the worst poops?

[ruflosn]

All of them.

 

[ISUCyclones2015]

You guys who **** their pants with Taco Bell and Chipotle just clearly shows you need more fiber in your diet.

 

[cyclonemagic]

White Castle without a doubt. There is a reason they call those little burgers "sliders".

 

[singsing]

Depends if Taco Bell puts any meat in my taco or not. Usually get one of those lettuce in a shell tacos.

 

[Macloney]

I actually think it's the Border Sauce because there is no way that every menu item can cause violent diarrhea, but here we are. It's the missing link in this whole thing and they are dishing it out like crazy. I have never received less than 10 packs at a time.

 

[BCClone]

Depends if Taco Bell puts any meat in my taco or not. Usually get one of those lettuce in a shell tacos.

Vegetarian taco.

 

[mb7299]

LJ silvers is the winner man that never lasted in me longer than 15 minutes.

 

[CyHans]

It's Long John Silver's and I won't be told otherwise.

I feel your (gas) pain…

 

[nfrine]

Falbo's Pizza

 

[Gunnerclone]

White Castle without a doubt. There is a reason they call those little burgers "sliders".

It’s the chicken rings that will really get you.

 

[Shawker]

I like a cheesy gordita crunch now and then but the end result is always the same. Hence my vote.

 

[ketchupnmustard]

Long John Silver's.
Because you don't buy meals there.
You merely rent them.

 

[nfrine]

Long John Silver's.
Because you don't buy meals there.
You merely rent them.

They don't call it a drive-thru at LJS...it's a pass-thru.

 

[dahliaclone]

Had Long John Silver’s tonight. Usually it’s out of me in 30 min. No issues this time surprisingly. And it was delish.

 

[SwirlyBird]

Jethro's ghost pepper wings put me on the porcelain throne for a day

 

[4cy16]

Long John Silver's.
Because you don't buy meals there.
You merely rent them.

I believe I heard Jake Harper say that on a episode of 2 and a half men.

 

[BillBrasky4Cy]

Jack in the Box 2 deep fried tacos for a dollar should be sold to get people ready for colonoscopies

This is the winner! Those fried taco's are absolute colon cleaners. I haven't had one in years but I think I still have film on the roof of my mouth from the last time.

 

[JM4CY]

Jethro's ghost pepper wings put me on the porcelain throne for a day

How does that not turn your butthole into a car cigarette lighter?

 

[BillBrasky4Cy]

How does that not turn your butthole into a car cigarette lighter?

Back in the day I killed 10 bucknasty wings from The Chicken Coop and those MF's had my colon in a figure four leg lock the entire next day. There's still scar tissue.

 

[Cycodolphan]

Nobody said Pizza Ranch.... just pages full of wrong answers