Which fast food restaurant gives you the worst poops?

[inCyteful]

Taco Bell is going to literally run away with this.

Playing kind of loose with your response?

 

[KnappShack]

Chicken from any desert fast food place is a gamble.

My bet was called at a Carl's Jr in Quartzsite Arizona. Only time I was happy to blow chunks and have fire hose pressure on the other end.

Edit: Also, if the first bite of chicken tastes strange don't just go all aggressive on the dipping sauce to disguise the flavor.

 

[NebrClone]

It's Long John Silver's and I won't be told otherwise.

I agree. I got my yearly fill of grease this week and it slid right on through.

 

[CapnCy]

I feel we need a definition of “worst” to accurately answer. Are we talking splashback potential (@Daphne will have some thoughts), density, mass/volume, duration?

"Fast onset, unexpected onset, decibel level of stomach gurgle, etc" lol

 

[CapnCy]

I don’t know what it is, but the Saucy Southerner at Hickory Park always seems to head in a southerly direction about a couple hours after eating it.

Lol......agree....one of their sauces seems to invoke that I believe. If you've not tried their in house sausage link....super tasty ...but typically you aren't given "a couple hours" lol

 

[Sigmapolis]

Yep, it’s the off-season.

 

[JM4CY]

Lol......agree....one of their sauces seems to invoke that I believe. If you've not tried their in house sausage link....super tasty ...but typically you aren't given "a couple hours" lol

Pretty sure I’m gonna have several polyps someday due to those.

 

[Rabbuk]

Buffalo Wild Wings for me, if it qualifies as fast food.

 

[BCClone]

Lol......agree....one of their sauces seems to invoke that I believe. If you've not tried their in house sausage link....super tasty ...but typically you aren't given "a couple hours" lol

I avoid the in house sausage everywhere as a rule.

 

[wenkeej]

King Buffet Ames. Not technically fast food. Destroy the porcelain 30 minutes after every time. Sometimes before leaving. Too bad it's gone.

And some will say that Mongolian Buffet is the same since it's owned by the same people, but it's not the same.

 

[CYCLNST8]

Papa John’s for me.

 

[Gerbs]

Quiznos is undefeated against my colon

 

[baller21]

This.​

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The walking style of a person the day after the consumption of Hu Hot. This is typically performed going to and from the restroo.
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[Gordilly]

Arby's curly fries, if you're going by after-smell

 

[CysRage]

Every time we get Burger King we immediately regret it. It is nicknamed "vomit King" in our family.

 

[Gunnerclone]

Cane’s. Grease in, grease out.

 

[DFWClone]

Toss up between Popeyes and Taco Bell. Going with Popeyes because that is usually a multi day event when I eat that. Taco Bell is usually one and done.

 

[aeroclone]

Are you talking the actual Runza at Runza? Their burgers are pretty good.

While not exatly fast food, when DaVinci's was in Ames, their pizza (especially the "special" that the Sousas always got) required very careful timing. Those that lived further than a 5 minute walk from Campustown had a distinct knowledge of where all the restrooms in the various buildings along your walking route were.

What was on the special?

My DaVinci's memory was pepperoni and cream cheese. Also a dish that could exact some revenge later on.

 

[laminak]

Chipotle not being at the top of this poll is a crime against humanity. I cant say I've ever had Chipotle and not felt like I was going to prolapse on the toilet after.

No kidding. Obligatory South Park Chipotle Away commercial:

 

[CycloneVet]

Not fast food but La Fuentes in Ames on Duff. It’s closed now but I doubt anyone has gotten out of their parking lot before an immediate need to **** occurs. And I mean immediate