When killing spiders goes wrong

[im4cyclones]

Well, duh, just lock the durned things in the basement until they starve to death, kill each other, or die from old age. (yes, this is my photo, taken last week)

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Move. Like right now. Don't take anything with you. Just go.

 

[pourcyne]

Ah. Not-to-worry, arachnophobes.

In this case, "basement" = root cellar, or "cave" as the natives say. Not attached to the house.

That's one of the charms of old farm houses: you meet critters you never dreamed existed.

 

[CYCLNST8]

You all realize we ALL have spiders in our basements, right? This is a war we'll never win.

I for one, welcome our new overlords.

 

[Clonehomer]

I loved that he used spray paint as the fuel. So even if he didn't burn the place down, he was going to leave quite the mess in that laundry room.

I don't think the type of spider matters here. The guy was obviously using enough meth that a daddy long legs probably seemed like the scariest SOB to ever walk the earth.

 

[CyArob]

I think the bigger problem is we aren't sure the spider's dead. It may be out there, plotting it's revenge...

That spider will find him at the Red Cross temporary shelter.

 

[cyclonedave25]

I loved that he used spray paint as the fuel. So even if he didn't burn the place down, he was going to leave quite the mess in that laundry room.

My go-to fire spray fuel was always WD-40.

 

[cowgirl836]

Actually, urinating on a spider kills them instantly and is the safest way.

I don't think I'm going to try this method out.

 

[The_Architect]

He should. It's the landlord's duty to provide a livable house, which he/she clearly failed to do by renting out a house with spiders.

 

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[Cyclonin]

Spiders ain't got **** on flying snakes, yo:

[video=youtube;e5sg0dHqW-Q]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5sg0dHqW-Q[/video]

Terrifying. Snakes are the spawn of Satan.

 

[VeloClone]

That spider will find him at the Red Cross temporary shelter.

Read carefully, I think the spider is already there.

The Red Cross is providing temporary shelter for the home's two residents, whom authorities have not identified.

 

[oldman]

My go-to fire spray fuel was always WD-40.

So--do you use the red straw extension or go nozzle direct?

 

[Clonehomer]

So--do you use the red straw extension or go nozzle direct?

Have to use the straw. Otherwise your flamethrower ends up send a ball of flames everywhere. Which may just be where this gentleman went wrong. Gotta keep that stream tight.

 

[CarlHungus]

Well, duh, just lock the durned things in the basement until they starve to death, kill each other, or die from old age. (yes, this is my photo, taken last week)

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WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS!!?? It's going to be a while before I can sleep again

 

[GTO]

I can already picture the spider walking away from the slow motion explosion (without looking back, cool spiders do not look back at explosions). If I was this guy, I would sleep with one eye open...

 

[cmjh10]

I can already picture the spider walking away from the slow motion explosion (without looking back, cool spiders do not look back at explosions). If I was this guy, I would sleep with one eye open...

[video=youtube;Sqz5dbs5zmo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqz5dbs5zmo[/video]

 

[00clone]

Have to use the straw. Otherwise your flamethrower ends up send a ball of flames everywhere. Which may just be where this gentleman went wrong. Gotta keep that stream tight.

That also applies to the urinating on them method, which is why cowgirl ain't trying it.

I don't think I'm going to try this method out.

 

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[CycloneErik]

Ah. Not-to-worry, arachnophobes.

In this case, "basement" = root cellar, or "cave" as the natives say. Not attached to the house.

That's one of the charms of old farm houses: you meet critters you never dreamed existed.

Not arachnophobes. Arachnovengers.

We understand that a place spoiled by spiders must be destroyed. Just like Kansas.