Haha. Spoken like a true Iowan! Are you from Iowa (to prove my point)?If watching the World Cup last month taught me anything, it's that you can ABSOLUTELY suffer excruciatingly painful knee injuries from even the slightest human contact nowhere near your knee.
In fact, apparently it can even happen if someone comes close enough that it might look like someone could have possibly touched you but actually didn't touch you at all. Then BOOM! Your knee literally explodes internally into dust, temporarily, and you writhe around on the ground and cry out to your dead relatives that you are coming to see them soon.
So yeah, I can see the ankle to knee thing.
Iowans are sarcastic by nature. So it's not just me. LOL