Things in public bathrooms that don't make sense

[Sparkplug]

I will never understand Casey's bathrooms.

They're one stall bathrooms, but with a designated sex. I can't tell you how many times I've seen people writhing in pain waiting in line at Casey's because someone was taking a 15 minute ****, while the other gender's bathroom remained unused.

Instead of having a men's and women's, Casey's should have 2 unisex.

Less embarrassment if someone failed to lock the door

 

[Sparkplug]

And do these women have separate bathrooms at home? They are probably sharing a bathroom with male family members and/or guests.

I don’t share

 

[dosry5]

Stopped at the Casey's in Dallas Center a couples months ago back with a coworker. We both had to pee something awful. I drove so he got into the men's room first. He came out and said it was overflowing cause it was plugged and he proceeded into the women's one.I could almost feel myself peeing down my leg, went into to the mens room grabbed he plunger by the side of the toilet and plunged away about three times and like magic the Cleveland Brown's were headed to the playoffs! When you gotta go sometimes, you gotta do things on short notice to help the situation out!!

W....T.....F?

 

[farm85]

 

[baller21]

I had a janitor tell me that 90% of the time he had to go cut up a deuce that was too big to go down it was in the women's bathroom. FWIW, knowing the janitor, I never used the butter knives in the cafeteria after that.

This is why I don’t use hangers in a hotel room.

 

[dosry5]

This is why I don’t use hangers in a hotel room.

That’s an oddly specific reason...have you used a hanger to break up a deuce?

 

[Doc]

The thing that has never made sense to me in public bathrooms are the dudes who take 30 minutes to poop. That's a ******* year of your adult life that you spent on the toilet dealing with your own filth. Take some metamucil or something. Christ.

 

[CloneGuy8]

Never understood the stalls that have the small hole in the wall

 

[cycloner29]

Someday I am going to be a public bathroom and make all kinds of grunts and groans. BTW I am around a 2< minute deuce dropper. In and out!

 

[khardbored]

people that go in a 1-holer and don't lock the door ...

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Can we get bidet's to become a thing? The ones in Japan were amazing and even had heated seats. Never has my ass been so clean after using a public restroom.

While we're at it, can we convert to the European style of stalls? No gaps, pretty much floor to ceiling and lots of times it's all unisex

America really needs to get on board the bidet train. It’s like we’re a bunch of ******* cavemen pushing **** all over our asses with a wad of paper and then pretend like our ass is clean from it and we’re not really just walking around with **** particles all over the place, meanwhile Europeans and Asians are getting to walk around with fresh clean asses because they’ve embraced an invention that gives them a fresh spritz of vigor and a clean ass every time they ****.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

The thing that has never made sense to me in public bathrooms are the dudes who take 30 minutes to poop. That's a ******* year of your adult life that you spent on the toilet dealing with your own filth. Take some metamucil or something. Christ.

When I have to **** in public, I’ve trained my body to make it happen so fast that most people will assume I just left to take a leak quick. I can get in and out with a hand wash within 45 seconds if needed.

 

[HFCS]

California has the no liquid urinals and I don't see why all urinals everywhere aren't these. Even if you don't care about saving water, I no longer have to see disgusting pools of urine anymore. Overall it reduces bad odors, when they do smell it's more like the smell of lake water than urine for some reason.

 

[HFCS]

people that go in a 1-holer and don't lock the door ...

And you're the monster for walking in on them.

 

[dosry5]

People who poop with the door open at home. That shite is a private act. Keep some mystery in your lives, your spouse doesn’t need to witness that.

 

[Tailg8er]

The thing that has never made sense to me in public bathrooms are the dudes who take 30 minutes to poop. That's a ******* year of your adult life that you spent on the toilet dealing with your own filth. Take some metamucil or something. Christ.

Yes! At my longest I might hit 5 minutes, don't get people who take over 20. It's at least a weekly occurrence at work that I'll go in after someone, finish up, and it sounds like they haven't even shifted weight the whole time. WTF you doing in there??

 

[dosry5]

Yes! At my longest I might hit 5 minutes, don't get people who take over 20. It's at least a weekly occurrence at work that I'll go in after someone, finish up, and it sounds like they haven't even shifted weight the whole time. WTF you doing in there??

The lights in my office bathroom are auto and on timers. Amazes me when I walk in to a dark bathroom and the light kicks on and I realize someone is in a stall. How freaking long have you been in there?

 

[CNECloneFan]

Why do they sell bubble-gum in public restrooms? Has anyone else ever tried that stuff? I mean, it tastes like rubber.

 

[BCClone]

Why do they sell bubble-gum in public restrooms? Has anyone else ever tried that stuff? I mean, it tastes like rubber.

If it was a kum and go restroom, it probably was.

 

[VTXCyRyD]

I have never used a bidet. Do they work similar to touch free car washes? Pick your package, get a pre-rinse, soap, wax, rinse, spot-free rinse, and blow dry?