Submit Your Questions (and Hot Takes) for the 1/30 Mid-Week Mailbag

[madguy30]

Question: How many wins does ISU have before the NCAA tourney starts?

Hot take: 23.

 

[CYCLNST8]

Question: Where do Butler & Montgomery get drafted?

Hot Take: Breece Hall is 1st team RB by the end of 2019.

 

[LarryISU]

Are we going to add any scholarship players to the FB team between now and up to and including February 6? Any guesses who they are?

 

[Chizit]

The top of the big 12 standings are/is more clogged than _____________________

Hot take: I literally freeze my balls off walking into Hilton tomorrow night

 

[Dandy]

Hot take: boneless wings > bone-in wings.

Bone-in is not worth the work!

 

[Cycsk]

Odds on students camping out tonight? We've had them rent fishing cottages, so it is not entirely out of the question.

 

[CyJeans]

Hot take: boneless wings > bone-in wings.

Bone-in is not worth the work!

WOW
Boneless wings are chicken nuggets with sauce. The meat isn't even from a wing or drum stick. It is not wings unless it has a bone in it.

You should feel bad for this #hottake

 

[cyowan]

Question: Who plays in the NBA first: Wigginton or THT? Throw in Shayok too.
Hot take: Strawberry is the worst ice cream flavor.

 

[GTO]

If you had to pick one, would you rather see ISU win a natty in football or basketball?
Who would be the losing team in that scenario?

Hot take: Lard leads the conference in double-doubles next year

Football over basketball.

Football over Clemson and then Alabama in the CFP. Iowa doesn't make a bowl game that same season.

Basketball would be over Duke or Kentucky. Iowa also does not make the NCAA tournament that season.

 

[GTO]

The top of the big 12 standings is more clogged than a toilet at Nate Stanley's house.

Hot take: I literally freeze my balls off walking into Hilton tomorrow night

Answer provided above.

 

[Dandy]

WOW
Boneless wings are chicken nuggets with sauce. The meat isn't even from a wing or drum stick. It is not wings unless it has a bone in it.

You should feel bad for this #hottake

chicken nuggets with sauce > bone-in wings

 

[GTO]

chicken nuggets with sauce > bone-in wings

WTF is wrong with you? Ban yourself.

 

[mdk2isu]

Hot Take: After their near miss of the Super Bowl this year, the Saints miss the playoffs next season.
Hotter Take: The Rams need a wild card spot next season to make the playoffs.
Hottest Take: Its revealed that Tom Brady is actually Bill Snyder's son and has Vampire Blood in his veins, hense why Father Time hasnt effected his game as much as other QBs approaching/past the age of 40.

 

[EnhancedFujita]

Football over basketball.

Football over Clemson and then Alabama in the CFP. Iowa doesn't make a bowl game that same season.

Basketball would be over Duke or Kentucky. Iowa also does not make the NCAA tournament that season.

I think you're wrong on the basketball teams. It needs to be Kansas in the final four to put one more thorn in their side after we swept them in the regular season and beat them in the Big 12 Tournament. Then on to UNC to beat up on Roy Williams for poaching the state of our 5 star talent at UNC and Kansas.

 

[Cyforce]

Is Solomon's red shirt more likely to lead to a grad transfer than a fifth year in Ames?

 

[Blandboy]

Hot take: Lawrence Cager is actually an Eskimo who prefers the frozen tundra.

 

[discydisc]

Hot take: boneless wings > bone-in wings.

Bone-in is not worth the work!

If you are 4.

 

[discydisc]

chicken nuggets with sauce > bone-in wings

 

[CyJeans]

chicken nuggets with sauce > bone-in wings

This is the hottest of takes here. Like the outside of a pizza roll hot.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

Hot Take: Plain chocolate ice cream sucks.

Scorching Take 1: Only serial killers and psychopaths eat plain vanilla ice cream, malts, frozen treats etc etc

Hot take: Strawberry is the worst ice cream flavor.

I'm eating a banana split tonight just to piss all of you ice-cream-hating commies off.