Submit Your Questions (and Hot Takes) for the 1/30 Mid-Week Mailbag

CyJeans

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I'm eating a banana split tonight just to piss all of you ice-cream-hating commies off.

I don't hate ice cream, just people who eat plain vanilla with no toppings. Or anyone who picks a vanilla frosty over a chocolate one at Wendys.

Ben and Jerry's Peanut Butter Half Baked is my jam
 
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Blandboy

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Hot take: Hot Pockets can be used as an edible handwarmer, but stay warm for only two minutes at 50 below.
 

Blandboy

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How long would it take to free a tongue stuck on a steel flagpole at -25? Does windchill make a difference?
 

RedDog

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A proper placed baked potato will keep the boys warm walking into Hilton.

Hot take: Cyclone season ticket holders sue big12refs .
 

discydisc

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I'm eating a banana split tonight just to piss all of you ice-cream-hating commies off.
Whoa whoa whoa, easy there; I don't hate ice cream, quite the opposite in fact, but if you give me a box of Neapolitan, that chocolate ice cream will be the last one there. Also, every banana split i ever had used vanilla ice cream with chocolate sauce.
And to @CyJeans point, I would never order a vanilla shake or malt, but a chocolate malt is made with vanilla ice cream and syrup, not chocolate ice cream.
 

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I don't hate ice cream, just people who eat plain vanilla with no toppings. Or anyone who picks a vanilla frosty over a chocolate one at Wendys.

Ben and Jerry's Peanut Butter Half Baked is my jam
Vanilla Frosty>Chocolate Frosty
I also enjoy a plain vanilla cone from time to time.
 

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Hot Take: Multiple people die from this crazy cold weather

Hotter Take: The Pats win the SB 38-35 in double OT.

Hottest Take: The boys go 10-1 to finish the regular season and win outright.

Scorching Take: The girls in skirts and heels at the WasteD Management Phoenix Open this weekend.
 

CyJeans

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@Fitzy @JStanz51

The Purdy Heisman take is definitely the hottest of the bunch, I will concede that.

Oatmeal raisin cookies, while terrible, are less boring and plain than sugar cookies. At least someone cared to try (as terrible of an attempt an oatmeal raisin is) as opposed to mixing some sugar in some dough and baking it.

Jared is only looking to silence me because I have exposed his dirty secret. I submit Christian Bale (think american psycho) to play Jared. Although I see it as more of a made for tv lifetime movie vs True Detective.

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