Everyone listen to me. I am the decision maker of acceptable etiquette on Cyclonefanatic during Iowa State games. Here are the ground rules:
1. No getting up from the TV. If you are thirsty, have your wife/S.O. bring you something to drink. If you have to go to the bathroom, tell her to bring you a pee jar. If your kid falls and injures himself, tell him to shake it off until after the game. If it is serious to warrant medical attention, summon wife/S.O. Conversing with others during the game IS allowed but you must only discuss the game, nothing more.
2. If you chose to browse Cyclonefanatic during the game, it must be done with a laptop only. The laptop must be on your lap between you and the TV at all times.
3. Before the game begins, make sure to set your homepage to CF. The last thing you want is to fire up your internet browser and have it go to msn.com or whatever your current homepage is. This will not be tolerated.
4. While visiting Cyclonefanatic, DO NOT browse ANY other threads besides the game thread. Doing such will be a 1 week ban from CF. POSTING in another thread will get you banned forever. Even if Roger Sprague returns and starts another glorious thread, you cannot visit it.
5. After the game is complete, posting is allowed in the Post-game Thread. Once 30 minutes have passed since the end of the game, you are free to visit and post in other threads.
These are the rules. You have 2 choices 1) follow them or 2) turn in your Cyclone fan card.
PS. CyHard, why did you post in the "1983 ISU vs. Missouri on Mediacom" thread at 8:20? You should have been 100% devoted to the ISU women's game.