Real Men of Genius - Reputation humor

[ISUFan22]

Saw a commercial tonight, fun thought popped into my head (scary)...

Bud Light presents...Real Men of Genius.

*voice over - Real men of genius!*


Today we solute you, Mr. Message Board Reputation Guy


*vo - Message Board Reputation Guy!*

You post all over internet message boards with hours of thought.

Thought-provoking yet useless ideas, filled with smilies.

You virtually beg for approval from other obsessed message board dwellers.


*vo - Please, please give me some rep!*


Some people wish for fame. Some wish for fortune.

Your wish? To set the record in the most reputation points in the history of the internet. Or at the very least, the best in your e-world.


*vo - I gotta be number one!*


Duplicate usernames? Check
Rep-soliciting e-mails? Check
Carpel tunnel? Check

Awards for your hollow accomplishment? Uncheck


*vo - We have nothing for you!*


So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, you filthy rep-*****. Because even though you're not getting any, you'll always be number one to us.


*vo - Mr. Message Board Reputation Guy!*

 

[markshir]

The truly sick part of this is that 22 is going to get rep from it...

 

[ISUFan22]

The truly sick part of this is that 22 is going to get rep from it...

Isn't irony a beautiful thing? I fully understand irony is abound with this. :yes:

 

[Jetta]

Wow, that is a thing a beauty.

I salute you, ISUFan22.

(requisite smilie) :notworthy:

 

[chuckd4735]

get a life dude...

 

[hurricane]

oh I am sorry, I must of missed the humor can you bold it for me so I can find it.

 

[chuckd4735]

oh I am sorry, I must of missed the humor can you bold it for me so I can find it.

Not sure man, that post is so lame I don't even think CTRL-B would work on it...

 

[superdorf]

oh I am sorry, I must of missed the humor can you bold it for me so I can find it.

Out of the gate strong for post #1...

 

[superdorf]

Not sure man, that post is so lame I don't even think CTRL-B would work on it...

I think chuckd has some animosity towards 22...

 

[IcSyU]

Not sure man, that post is so lame I don't even think CTRL-B would work on it...

Which brings me to my next lesson: Don't smoke crack!

 

[chuckd4735]

I think chuckd has some animosity towards 22...

this may be true, but even more animosity to really really horrible posts, such as the one that leads off in this thread...

 

[bellzisu]

Sorry 22... But

Since I can't find rep *****.. how about attention *****

 

[ISUFan22]

Thanks for the hilarious image bellz! Some others just can't let go. :wink:

 

[drmwevr08]

22 gets beaten by Mrs. 22 and likes to feel important on CF :yes:




BTW, ChuckD, 'It takes a nation of millions' was a great disc - nice work

 

[chuckd4735]

Ok, I read this for a second time today, thinking maybe I would finally laugh. Much to my disappointment, my facial expression has yet to change from a blank stare.

 

[Wesley]

Hey, some astute person makes an attempt to bring a little humor to this group and everyone criticizes the poor fellow. While you analyze him, he is well on his way to 10,000,000 rep points...laughing all the way to the Rep Bank by starting another thread.

 

[chadm]

Ok, I read this for a second time today, thinking maybe I would finally laugh. Much to my disappointment, my facial expression has yet to change from a blank stare.

You are like the dog when playing fetch that won't drop the stick. LET IT GO.

 

[chuckd4735]

You are like the dog when playing fetch that won't drop the stick. LET IT GO.

Nah, I prefer to hold onto things, I guess Im just selfish like that! :smile:

 

[Splendid]

Real Men of Genius... thats a great thread, have to laugh at those Budweiser commercials pimping those sports talk show guys (Jim Rome et al) for knowing everything there is to know about sports but couldn't play them themselves... Real Men of Genius

 

[tube1]

Saw a commercial tonight, fun thought popped into my head (scary)...

Bud Light presents...Real Men of Genius.

*voice over - Real men of genius!*


Today we solute you, Mr. Message Board Reputation Guy


*vo - Message Board Reputation Guy!*

You post all over internet message boards with hours of thought.

Thought-provoking yet useless ideas, filled with smilies.

You virtually beg for approval from other obsessed message board dwellers.


*vo - Please, please give me some rep!*


Some people wish for fame. Some wish for fortune.

Your wish? To set the record in the most reputation points in the history of the internet. Or at the very least, the best in your e-world.


*vo - I gotta be number one!*


Duplicate usernames? Check
Rep-soliciting e-mails? Check
Carpel tunnel? Check

Awards for your hollow accomplishment? Uncheck


*vo - We have nothing for you!*


So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, you filthy rep-*****. Because even though you're not getting any, you'll always be number one to us.


*vo - Mr. Message Board Reputation Guy!*

Sorry man. That 'Real Men of Genius' stuff has been played to death. Try something more original...like...

Laptop Computer........$1,000.00
Monthly DSL fees........$34.95
Cold Beer for surfing....$16.00/case

Reading a post from 22 'subtly' pining for extra reputation points.....PRICELESS!


Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week!