Random Thoughts IX (The first 8 were probably better)

[CycloneErik]

What about, "that sounds like a you problem?" I'm sure that would go over well

That would be good, right there with "Sucks to be you."

 

[WooBadger18]

@wxman1, are you taking notes? We're giving you so many good ideas for next time this happens

 

[jcyclonee]

That would be good, right there with "Sucks to be you."

Also, add in "Be sure to wash your hands well before cooking dinner."

 

[wxman1]

Notes taken. The more I think about it she brings out the best in him. She was the one giving him a bath the first time he pooped in the tub too.

 

[jcyclonee]

The Robbinsdale-Armstrong JV girls tennis team has a reputation for cheating and one of the girls on the C-team tennis team was dropping f-bombs against our high school this year. Are these acceptable reasons to be leery about recruiting Race Thompson?

 

[CloneLawman]

Throw in a bottle of wine and he could get laid to be a hitchhiker.

No offense intended to anyone, but I initially read that post as shown above.

 

[jcyclonee]

No offense intended to anyone, but I initially read that post as shown above.

That is the plot of multiple movies.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

@wxman1, are you taking notes? We're giving you so many good ideas for next time this happens

Don't forget "wash that hand before you get into bed with me."

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

That is the plot of multiple movies.

On Pronhub

 

[coolerifyoudid]

I ran into Bill Snyder at KU Medical this morning. I'm pretty sure he was just getting his weekly transfusion of infant blood to stay alive.

 

[CloneinWDSM]

I ran into Bill Snyder at KU Medical this morning. I'm pretty sure he was just getting his weekly transfusion of infant blood to stay alive.

Wife's a babe. Would.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

Wife's a babe. Would.

Her safe word is "wildcat"

 

[jcyclonee]

Wife's a babe. Would.

Would your other two girlfriends approve of this?

 

[ImJustKCClone]

She'll appreciate that comment about 5 years after your last child is potty-trained. Unfortunately, there'll be something else you say that annoys her at that time.

"Go ask your mother"?

 

[isulive2train]

Hi Buttercup

Hi.

 

[isulive2train]

Would your other two girlfriends approve of this?

Knock on their window and ask @CloneinWDSM

 

[CloneinWDSM]

Would your other two girlfriends approve of this?

They could use a nice grandmother figure in their life

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

Got a bombshell dropped on me today at work. My position is pretty much being eliminated.

 

[isulive2train]

They could use a nice grandmother figure in their life

Like a mentor or visibly?

 

[WooBadger18]

Got a bombshell dropped on me today at work. My position is pretty much being eliminated.

Sorry to hear that Rulzzz