OT: What is your 'go to' line of swear words?

[cowgirl836]

Played "Cards Against Humanity" for the first time over the weekend and picked up a new phrase I am going to start using. The card read "The ta**t, the grundel, the fleshy fun-bridge." I am going to have to start using fleshy fun-bridge somehow.

For the rest of the 25 years I've been speaking though, F... It's clean, simple, and gets the point across.

that game is awesome.

I used to be a mild swearer - "fudge beans" was my go to. Now I mutter the f-word and **** a lot.

 

[Cydar]

[video=youtube;In4aDZf-_JI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In4aDZf-_JI[/video]

 

[WhatchaGonnaDo]

You gotta be fist ****ing me

 

[00clone]

Every time i get mad i at someone I call them a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey ****!

Also, when going to pass someone on the highway, he says "Time to burn some dust...eat my rubber".

 

[ISUME]

Funky Buttloving

 

[dirtyninety]

Yo Mamma.

 

[iahawkhunter]

This whole thread is going to be people trying to figure out what swear ***** is.

It's like playing CF Mad-Libs.

 

[Erik4Cy]

You should never have a "go to" swear line. Cursing just to curse makes you sound stupid and annoying. Cursing is all about being creative and timing your swears well.

I'm with Chris Kluwe in that I am a big fan of alliteration:

[video]http://teamcoco.com/video/chris-kluwe-inventive-swearing#t=1:29[/video]

 

[Prone2Clone]

Take a Hawkeye.
Eat Hawkeye and die.
What a bucket of Hawkeye.
You eat Hawkeye sandwiches.
Bull Hawkeye.
When the Hawkeye hits the fan.
It smells like Hawkeye in here.
I don't give a Hawkeye.
What a bunch of Hawkeye.

 

[Cycsk]

Take a Hawkeye.
Eat Hawkeye and die.
What a bucket of Hawkeye.
You eat Hawkeye sandwiches.
Bull Hawkeye.
When the Hawkeye hits the fan.
It smells like Hawkeye in here.
I don't give a Hawkeye.
What a bunch of Hawkeye.

That is over the line!

 

[coolerifyoudid]

Mother smurfer.

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

F word

 

[theantiAIRBHG]

Every time i get mad i at someone I call them a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey ****!

Holy ****. Where's the Tylenol?

 

[theantiAIRBHG]

My go to is 'bollocks'

 

[jdoggivjc]

[video=youtube;vbZhpf3sQxQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbZhpf3sQxQ[/video]

 

[dafarmer]

Well #### me right square in the ###

 

[bosco]

A poster here used the phrase, barnacle butts. Never heard that before.

I have uttered, son of a motherless ***** before. Thanks dad.

 

[cyfanatic13]

ahh fiddlesh!ts

 

[CYCLNST8]

Mother ******* god damn stupid piece of **** lying ***** **** nasty *** ho bag ****** *** ******* Barbara Streisand.

 

[kevdiv48]

goddamnitmother****er
Yep, slurred together like that looks just about right.