OT: What is your 'go to' line of swear words?

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  1. dahliaclone

    dahliaclone Well-Known Member

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    #1 dahliaclone, Feb 25, 2014
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    Someone unbelievable happens, and you belt out your favorite string of swear words...what is it? Topic of conversation at the office today...

    Mine is JTFC. Jesus Ti**y Fu**ing Chris*
     
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    shoot, darned, dag nabbit.
     
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    This thread probably won't last long. A****ots.
     
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    #4 packattack425, Feb 25, 2014
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    This whole thread is going to be people trying to figure out what swear ***** is.
     
  5. dahliaclone

    dahliaclone Well-Known Member

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    you must be from southern MN :)
     
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    **** **** ***
     
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    You can go suck on a fat one...

    bringing it back now.
     
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    **** stick. Not sure where I got that
     
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    HolySh$tsnacks
     
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    Since I'm a Christian, these are the words I'm allowed to use:
    [video=youtube;bzKvNMgQy0M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzKvNMgQy0M[/video]
     
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    My boss' is awesome. "Good g0d damn mother f'ing night!". Says it when he's really mad and its hard not to laugh.
     
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    dooshnozle
     
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    Is it friday? This looks like a friday thread.
     
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    Since I'm not a swearer...

    Son of a motherless pig-dog

    Holy crap dipped in bread crumbs on a stick

    Or...

    Firetruck. Starts with F.....ends in u-c-k
     
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    Cheese and rice
     
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    Gautama Flippin Buddha
     
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