On That Note: When we get Married

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A couple from Eastern Iowa band Wylde Nept

Ugly Mrs. Fen

St. Patrick lead me to the gates, St. Peter let me in.
For I can't stand another day living with Mrs. Fen.
Me outlook is iffy, nary a stiffy,
since me drunken wedding, friend.
St. Patrick lead me to the gates, St. Peter let me in.




Bewitchin Brenda

I married Brenda and she married me because the old priest wouldn't think of it.
...
Word spread around through the whole town that I had married a pagan.

 

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Almost forgot about this one:

Queen - Good Company

"Come marry me, forevermore, we'll be good company
Now marriage is an institution, sure
My wife and I, our needs, and nothing more
All my friends by a year
By and by, disappeared
But we're safe enough behind our door"

 
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Jay-Z - I Just Wanna Love You (Give It to Me)

"Yeah, save the narrative, you savin' it for marriage
Let's keep it real ma, you savin' it for karats
You wanna see how far I'm a go
How, much I'm a spend but you already know"

 
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I'm just messing with this assignment now. Oh well.

Eminem - 8 Mile Freestyle

"But I know somethin about you
You went to Cranbrook, that's a private school
What's the matter dog you embarrassed?
This guys a gangster? His real name's Clarence
And Clarence lives at home with both parents
And Clarence parents have a real good marriage
This guy don't wanna battle, he's shook
Cuz ain't no such things as Half Way Crooks!"

 
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Sublime - Ball and Chain

"People listen up don't stand to near,
I've got somethin' that you all should hear:
All the lies, all the lies all the lies told to me
Form a little part of history.
I was always taught boy meets girl,
Fall in love get married and forget the world.
Nine months later sweet baby's on the way
Kiss 'em on the cheek and life's okay."

 
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Spin Doctors - Two Princes

"You marry him, your father will condone you
How 'bout that, now
You marry me, your father will disown you
He'll eat his hat, now
Marry him or marry me,
I'm the one that loves you baby can't you see?
I ain't got no future or a family tree,
But I know what a prince and lover ought to be,
I know what a prince and lover ought to be"

 

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Spin Doctors - Two Princes

"You marry him, your father will condone you
How 'bout that, now
You marry me, your father will disown you
He'll eat his hat, now
Marry him or marry me,
I'm the one that loves you baby can't you see?
I ain't got no future or a family tree,
But I know what a prince and lover ought to be,
I know what a prince and lover ought to be"



Barron's hat screams mid-'90s. (I nearly forgot about that fashion statement, somehow.)
 

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Coheed and Cambria - The Suffering

"Listen well, will you marry me (Not now, Boy)
And are you well in the Suffering (You've been)
The most gracious of hosts
You may be invited, girl, but you're not coming in"

 
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Coheed and Cambria - The Suffering

"Listen well, will you marry me (Not now, Boy)
And are you well in the Suffering (You've been)
The most gracious of hosts
You may be invited, girl, but you're not coming in"




Completely random minor detail I noticed watching this video again. It's got this epic fantasy video with a bunch of CGI and relatively high production values.
Then you've got the drummer rocking out in a basic blue button up shirt you'd wear to your 8-5 office job.
Rock on Bob from Accounting!

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