A couple from Eastern Iowa band Wylde Nept
Ugly Mrs. Fen
St. Patrick lead me to the gates, St. Peter let me in.
For I can't stand another day living with Mrs. Fen.
Me outlook is iffy, nary a stiffy,
since me drunken wedding, friend.
St. Patrick lead me to the gates, St. Peter let me in.
Bewitchin Brenda
I married Brenda and she married me because the old priest wouldn't think of it.
...
Word spread around through the whole town that I had married a pagan.
Ugly Mrs. Fen
St. Patrick lead me to the gates, St. Peter let me in.
For I can't stand another day living with Mrs. Fen.
Me outlook is iffy, nary a stiffy,
since me drunken wedding, friend.
St. Patrick lead me to the gates, St. Peter let me in.
Bewitchin Brenda
I married Brenda and she married me because the old priest wouldn't think of it.
...
Word spread around through the whole town that I had married a pagan.